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[tonjoo_spb]Note: the following interview of Do the Trump creator Kyle was conducted by Dr. Rocket at 3 AM at Kyle’s Topanga residence.
DR: Why did you make this song?
Kyle: You might as well ask why I play the lottery.
DR: OK, why?
Kyle: Because there’s a small chance I might make money at it.
DR: So it’s all about the money?
Kyle: I admit I have fun writing and playing music.
DR: Hm. It’s you on all tracks?
Kyle: Yup, all vocals and instrumental tones.
DR: You play harmonica pretty good. Where’d you learn to to play it?
Kyle: When I was a kid, a long time ago. I just started playing, and kept practicing ‘till I was good enough to be in a band.
DR: Well, what band?
Kyle: It was called Beefy Red. Look it up on Wikipedia.
DR: Anything you’d do different on this track?
Kyle: Yeah, the drums are adequate, but I’d prefer John Densmore of the Doors or Burleigh Drummond of Ambrosia.
DR: Any chance of that?
Kyle: Dunno, haven’t asked. How come you only show up at 3AM?
DR: Who’s asking the questions here? How come it says Kyle Keilman on the video? I thought you were Kyle K. Mann.
Kyle: Does it matter?
DR: … uh, no. There a video to this thing?
Kyle: I gave a guy 500 bucks but nothing yet.
DR: Bwaaa Ha Ha! So what’s next?
Kyle: Yeah so if it goes viral I wanted to do a longer version, like a ten minute dance track. Originally I had Bill Paxton from Aliens cussing and saying “Game Over, Man, Game Over.” But he died so I took it out. I’d like to get back to that.
DR: Did you vote for Trump?
Kyle: Nope.
December 14, 2017
Topanga
