by Kidman J. Williams “Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.” – Bob Saget “Jared, don’t fuck a goat. You hear me, son? Because a goat – no, listen. No, fuckin’ listen. Put it on receive, dude. A goat… why am […]
by Kidman J. Williams The day has come. Betty White has passed away. Maybe she saw something about 2022 that none of us have seen and locked those old brakes up? White was less than a month away from her centennial birthday. Betty White was born, Betty Marion White on […]
by Kyle K. Mann Gonzo Today Publisher and Contributing Editor “Hell, I knew the poor sap over 50 years ago as a little kid. And despite all that money and fame, I wouldn’t want to be him, at least not for the next couple months, and perhaps not for the […]
by Wilson Krause Old folks’ homes are not the most pleasant of places. For one thing, they’re so sterile that they more closely resemble hospitals than houses. They’ve got that hospital smell, the one that makes me want to stay home and snap my compound fracture back into place by […]
by Steve Corbett That’s me standing at the peach-colored condo‘s tubular metal gate, staring at the killing ground where Nicole Brown Simpson’s thick blood once flowed, where Ronald Goldman also died in a deep crimson pool of his own gore unleashed by a vicious knife attack. I’m in Los Angeles […]
Madden was, in brief, tremendously entertaining. Just hearing him doing tv commentary or seeing him bursting through fake walls in commercials selling beer put me in a good mood.
by Kidman J. Williams “It’s Christmas time pretty baby!” Who doesn’t get a warm feeling when Elvis Presley playfully declares that on the airwaves through your car speaker? Even if you aren’t a pretty baby, your cheeks get a little red and your body starts getting excited with the anticipation […]
by Philip Sayback – www.mayhemrockstarmagazine.us This article was originally posted with permission of www.mayhemrockstarmagazine.us, a partner of Gonzo Today. Dec. 8 — Dropkick Murphys premiered the video for its latest single this week. The band debuted the video for its new single, ‘Good As Gold.’ The song and its video are the […]
by Kidman J. Williams Some songs take us back to better memories, horrible past indiscretions, and even awful women we dated. One of the songs that has always stuck with me was a little tune called “Lake Shore Drive” by Chicago’s favorite one hit wonders, Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah. I recall […]
by Steve Corbett I missed going to Woodstock – three days of peace and music. Having just graduated high school that summer of ’69, I went to work in a political job my dad got me at a bleak state office building. My wife Stephanie stayed home, too. Believe it […]
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