Jefferson: The Cowardice Clown Bitch

October 1, 2021 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams Yes I did! I said it. You read that title correct. Since Thomas Jefferson’s parents didn’t bestow a grand middle name for him, he will now be called, Thomas “Cowardice Clown Bitch” Jefferson (for short, Tom-bitch Jefferson) from now until we can actually eradicate racism and […]

Album Review: Blacktop Mojo’s Self-Title

October 1, 2021 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams Blacktop Mojo comes out swinging with their high-octane Texas sex sludge metal sound on their fourth album, simply titled Blacktop Mojo. Don’t make the mistake of dismissing this collection because of the album title. This album is nothing short of being a diamond in your collection. […]

Letter from Editor in Chief Kidman Williams

September 20, 2021 Kidman J. Williams 0

Kidman J. Williams pictured at the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut Hello everybody, this is Kidman Williams, E.I.C. of GonzoToday.com. Recently we have removed article material that we discovered does not meet our standards of verification. All of us at Gonzo Today have prided ourselves on keeping a high […]

Top Dozen Drug Icons

September 1, 2021 Kyle K. Mann 0

by Kyle K. Mann & Kidman J. Williams with Ed Mann for Gonzo Today Drug icons exist in many forms in many eras, so any list like this is gonna be subjective. Also rather male. Click bait? Call it what you want, but the staff at Gonzo Today feel confident […]

Poppin’ Those Pain Pills

September 1, 2021 Gonzo Today 0

A plastic surgeon’s waiting room is a great place to people watch, especially in Beverly Hills. On this repeat visit, I sat in the waiting room and like everyone else in the room I tried to discreetly check out the other patients.

Living on Biden Street

September 1, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett – Greetings from Scranton Worried that conquest, war, famine and death frame our species’ current hell on earth? Fear not. Come to Biden Street. City officials here in President Joe Biden’s Pennsylvania birthplace recently approved a resolution to rename good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening […]

When Jefferson Said Equal He MEANT Equal

September 1, 2021 Donnie Casto 0

by Donnie Casto II – Staff Writer Without evidence, false ideas can easily manipulate mainstream discussions and views. Recently it has become fashionable to proclaim that slavery is America’s original sin. A 2003 National Geographic article titled “21st Century Slaves” estimated that there are currently 27 million men, women, and […]