My Brain on Trump

June 4, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by: Steve Corbett Political hallucinations appear too often in my mind, pulsing like an alcoholic’s delirium tremors on the wall of a locked down psychiatric hospital. Ghastly memories of America’s feral orange beast bite into my skull. I feel the fiend’s sharp teeth gnawing through my brain stem. Donald Trump […]

World Premier! Do the Trump (with interview)

December 14, 2017 Kyle K. Mann 0

To hear Do the Trump, click. We recommend playing the track at the loudest possible volume! [tonjoo_spb]Note: the following interview of Do the Trump creator Kyle was conducted by Dr. Rocket at 3 AM at Kyle’s Topanga residence. DR: Why did you make this song? Kyle: You might as well […]

Album Review: Glitoris’ The Disgrace EP

March 13, 2017 Joe Siess 0

  by: Joe Siess   Band: Glitoris Album: The Disgrace EP Label: Buttercup Records Rating: 3.8/5   Before I’d call Glitoris a “band”, I’d call them a phenomena. Their newest single, “Trump Card”, is a kind of a rattling, vengeful, darkly humorous mockery against a shriveling patriarchy, but with a […]

Donald Trump – Ready or Not Here He Comes

January 20, 2017 Kidman J. Williams 0

By Kidman J. Williams As I sit and watch this inauguration while I am writing this up, the Bible verses have been put out on the table, I can’t help but notice discomfort in Trump’s shrewd little ducky face. And his contempt as the Missouri State Choral sing for him. […]

A MESSAGE AND PLEDGE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS

November 9, 2016 Clayton Luce 0

A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE GONZO TODAY PUBLISHER- words & art by Clayton Luce For those of you feeling a punch in your gut that “you are out of touch and living in a bubble,” go with your gut. You were.  For those of you feeling victorious, you are next […]

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The 58th Annual Founding Fathers’ Debate

November 7, 2016 Tess Stevens 0

by Tess F. Stevens Thomas Jefferson takes off his powdered wig and sits near a gas lamp that hasn’t been useful since 1774. In the ghostly hours of the early morning, he pulls out his quill, dips it in some ink and starts to write. The tip of the instrument glides across […]