by Kidman J. Williams The Day the Music Lived – What if Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens & The Big Bopper Lived? On February 3rd 1959 Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J.P. Richardson (aka The Big Bopper) got on a single engine plane during a horrific snow storm in Clear Lake, […]
by Kidman J. Williams Gonzo Today’s official Facebook page has been hacked and Meta seems to be giving us a hose job that you only see in reality competition TV shows and gay porn. I have personally reached out to the Facebook teams four times now without a reply. At […]
Words and music by Kyle K Mann aka Kyle Keilman First published in 2017 at GonzoToday.com Uhhh… all rights reserved – for entertainment purposes only.
As a nonpartisan commentator, I’m disgusted by both parties. I reject the entire political system of the U.S.A., based as it is on money. There’s a reason every time I looked at You Tube I saw one of the candidates begging for money. The homeless street people have more dignity.
There’s a theory that alien beings “harvest” human bad vibes by psychic means. They literally feed off our distress and negative energy, the theory goes. If true, they are doing a mighty good job making us all crazy. The old bumper sticker “Ignore alien orders” applies here.
So let’s eat, drink and be merry. But don’t come to me seeking my participation in the vote this fall. I will spend my remaining lifetime not voting for the lesser of two weasels.
by Kidman J. Williams Did President Joe Biden and his people help send candidate and former President Donald Trump to court, probably not. If they did, does that make Trump less guilty… ABSOLUTELY NOT. Trump was as guilty as New York Representative Fred Richmond with his underage male prostitute. The […]
by D. Jeffurious From the hurried metroplex of Olney, Illinois. Home of White Squirrels and also a lasting punk legacy located south of Chicago in so many ways from the literal to the figurative, and the philosophical. Those who know, remember the glorious Toucan Slam. The band served as the […]
by Kidman J. Williams Beyoncé Knowles, the big Bee has ventured into the country music genre with Cowboy Carter. That is old news. Everyone around the world saw the proclamation with her cute cowgirl hat at the Grammy’s and her overbearing husband’s (Jay-Z) speech about how she hasn’t won the […]
by Kidman J. Williams American Nazism is arguably the greatest example of an oxymoron that the United States has ever seen. Yet, here we are in 2023 still dealing with these hateful imbeciles whom hide behind the blanket of conservatism, extreme nationalism, and child safety. Their newest newsworthy escapade found […]
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