Dear Lucifer, How About that Coronavirus?

April 7, 2020 0

by Kidman J. Williams, music editor – Dearest Lucifer, My dear Lucifer, Hi there Dark Lord, Hey brittle tits it is Kidman J. Williams! The fact is Lucifer, I’m not sure how to address you in the beginning of this letter. I don’t think it matters, I don’t think you […]

April Fool: Shopping in the Land of Fear

April 1, 2020 0

by Kyle K. Mann, editor-in-chief – My first clue that buying food at the store would be weird was the plastic bag tied to the handle of the shopping cart. Oh man, I thought. Really? This is the new normal? I had been hiding out at my place in Topanga […]

let’s get on with the apocalypse already

March 16, 2020 0

by Karene Horst, contributing editor – I started eating my canned soup back in February. It’s an annual thing, clearing out my stockpile I’m supposed to maintain for that massive earthquake allegedly poised to level California or sink it into the Pacific. As the emergency response folks suggest, I’m usually […]

The Horror: Live blogging Stupor Tuesday

March 3, 2020 0

by Kyle K. Mann, editor-in-chief – Note: to read in chronological order, scroll to the bottom. 11:30 PM PST: Well now, Texas was officially called for Biden, so that’s all the states. It appears that, pending further delegate assignment, that Biden will be the front runner going forward from here. […]

Johnny Depp and Tommy Chong Lend Voices for Audiobook by Ryan Leone

January 7, 2020 0

by Kidman J. Williams, music editor – Cult novelist Ryan Leone has just released his first spoken-word story, Drug Stories for Truckers Volume 1. The story which features Johnny Depp (as the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson) as well as Tommy Chong, Nick Stahl, and even drug culture legends Boston […]