Thankful For What?!?

November 25, 2021 0

by Kidman J. Williams They say you should be thankful on Thanksgiving. Thankful for what exactly? My family were not early settlers of the new land. We were still in Scotland fending off the English. Should I feel thankful that the English screwed over another race of people? The English […]

Just Call My Name/I’ll Be There

November 7, 2021 0

by Steve Corbett I’m having a flashback. A blinding California sun hangs like an exploding navel orange in the boundless sky, making me squint in the sweltering summer glare of celebrity. I think I see a zebra.  This afternoon in 2005 I’m a guest at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch near […]

Roots of Creation’s Dub Free or Die Vol. #1

November 7, 2021 0

by Kidman J. Williams Rude boys and girls bust out your 50-inch Jnco jeans and designer wallet chains! Roots of Creation has made a collection of Dub music that will make your grandma jive and your bong quiver. And when your grandma does start dancing, make sure to get that […]

Bonkers Biden Goes Off the Rails

November 7, 2021 0

by Steve Corbett By the time I got home from President Joe Biden’s Scranton speech last month, I stood with my official White House issued Gonzo Today press credential hanging from my neck, fuming in the kitchen, threatening to tear off my white dress shirt without unbuttoning the buttons. My […]

STRIKE this sh*t

November 3, 2021 0

So I won’t officially join the sex strike, and I doubt I’ll cross that picket line. Instead, I’m hoping my scruffy shins send shivers along the spines of every self-righteous asshole who feels he/she/it has the right to dictate what a woman chooses to do with her body.

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