Bob Saget Dead – God, You Are One Lucky Bastard

January 12, 2022 0

by Kidman J. Williams “Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.” – Bob Saget “Jared, don’t fuck a goat. You hear me, son? Because a goat – no, listen. No, fuckin’ listen. Put it on receive, dude. A goat… why am […]

Betty White: A Life Well Worn

January 1, 2022 0

by Kidman J. Williams The day has come. Betty White has passed away. Maybe she saw something about 2022 that none of us have seen and locked those old brakes up? White was less than a month away from her centennial birthday. Betty White was born, Betty Marion White on […]

My Childhood Beef with Coach Pete Carroll

January 1, 2022 0

by Kyle K. Mann Gonzo Today Publisher and Contributing Editor “Hell, I knew the poor sap over 50 years ago as a little kid. And despite all that money and fame, I wouldn’t want to be him, at least not for the next couple months, and perhaps not for the […]

Kamala Come Home

January 1, 2022 0

by Steve Corbett Greetings From Scranton Call this tale a color portrait of two cities. Scranton, PA, stands as the historic birthplace of President Joe Biden. Oakland, CA, holds its own as the birthplace of Vice President Kamala Harris. Scranton and Oakland reign as officially designated sister cities. Strong women […]

What to Do About Grandpa

January 1, 2022 0

by Wilson Krause Old folks’ homes are not the most pleasant of places. For one thing, they’re so sterile that they more closely resemble hospitals than houses. They’ve got that hospital smell, the one that makes me want to stay home and snap my compound fracture back into place by […]

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