Pulling Your Lever

July 4, 2026 0

Satires, Sarcasms, and Musings By: Doc Jeffurious I recall a time in my life when I was a proud participant of the sacred civic appointment to cast a ballot during election season. I haven’t missed a vote in my thirty years of being registered to do so. In my young and more formative years. I, like many of us, […]

Empire State Building with pull quote "Our truths. Our heart. It’s what’s saving us before the world crumbles."

Standing on Top of the World

July 2, 2026 0

By: Aramie M. Bloom About one hour ago, without ropes and seeming to possess Alex Honnold-levels of Lexapro-brain, two artists somehow ascended to the top of the Empire State Building. And then they got engaged. But not before unfurling a flag with a message that reads as the biggest and […]

Love Me Budtender 

June 29, 2026 0

The Great American Pot Race (With Low-Gravity Side Effects and Red-Eye)  By: Doc Jeffurious – Reporting from A Whole Hell of a lot of Existence Satire, Sarcasms, and Musings “I’ve worn lots of shoes.” – Forrest Gump  The American Dream? It’s a hallucination fueled by exhaustion and bad coffee. It is a marathon where the finish line is a heart […]

Muddy Creek & Co | Out Of Nowhere Into The “Fryin’ Pan”.

February 22, 2026 0

by; Doc Jeffurious In the mid-winter, arctic landscape of 2026, Southern Illinois’ own Muddy Creek & Co. heats it up, proving once again why they are the reigning heavyweights of “y’allternative” rock. Following the success of their introspective Fighters & Lovers era, the four-piece powerhouse is set to turn up […]

Hope, Hate, Love, & Fear

February 20, 2026 0

by TopIX Everybody yearns for times that Are simpler man. That Leave it to Beaver shit is a Fairy tale in a well marketed Soup can. The politicians feed you the commercial, You buy it, You consume, You assume It is presumed That The product Will NOT Put you in […]

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