We Need More Gays

August 8, 2022 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams We need more gays in this world right now. Our world is in desperate need of their whimsical humoristic cattiness and their fluent disdain for boring clothes. We need more lesbians coming out of the closest and heading onto an Olivia Cruise, adopting wonderful children that […]

Why I’m Unvaxed and Proud 

June 22, 2022 Kyle K. Mann 0

I firmly stood my ground in the face of the most relentless propaganda campaign in history. Endless messages in the media. Scorn and ridicule from close friends and family. Shamed and called immoral. Isolation and loneliness. Missing special events that should have meant a lot in my life and that can never be recovered.

Guns: A True American Horror Story

June 9, 2022 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams Another school shooting has happened and our country is not only mourning, but people are scrambling for reasons and solutions. Just in 2022 there have already been 27 school shootings around the country. That is just the school shootings. This does not include killings like Pennsylvania. […]

The Top Ten Patsies for the Patriarchy

June 6, 2022 Karene Horst 0

The hordes of women who vote for candidates hostile to human rights or parrot the conservative talking points about: abortion (“why don’t they just keep their legs together?”) or sexual assault  (“she could have fought back”) or parenting (“good mothers stay home”); they’re automatically included.

Tax Time Rant

April 25, 2022 Gonzo Today 0

by Indigo Pearl – Gonzo Today Contributor I was hanging out with a couple of young Mexican lads in Baja California recently. It was my last evening at that airbnb on Friday night. I had been through an excruciating root canal procedure at the dentist’s office and they were just having […]

Just Call My Name/I’ll Be There

November 7, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett I’m having a flashback. A blinding California sun hangs like an exploding navel orange in the boundless sky, making me squint in the sweltering summer glare of celebrity. I think I see a zebra.  This afternoon in 2005 I’m a guest at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch near […]

STRIKE this sh*t

November 3, 2021 Karene Horst 0

So I won’t officially join the sex strike, and I doubt I’ll cross that picket line. Instead, I’m hoping my scruffy shins send shivers along the spines of every self-righteous asshole who feels he/she/it has the right to dictate what a woman chooses to do with her body.

Letter from Editor in Chief Kidman Williams

September 20, 2021 Kidman J. Williams 0

Kidman J. Williams pictured at the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut Hello everybody, this is Kidman Williams, E.I.C. of GonzoToday.com. Recently we have removed article material that we discovered does not meet our standards of verification. All of us at Gonzo Today have prided ourselves on keeping a high […]

Poppin’ Those Pain Pills

September 1, 2021 Conrad Reeder 0

A plastic surgeon’s waiting room is a great place to people watch, especially in Beverly Hills. On this repeat visit, I sat in the waiting room and like everyone else in the room I tried to discreetly check out the other patients.