Do the Trump (dance)
Words and music by Kyle K Mann aka Kyle Keilman First published in 2017 at GonzoToday.com Uhhh… all rights reserved – for entertainment purposes only.
Articles by Kyle K. Mann
Trump Again. Now What?
As a nonpartisan commentator, I’m disgusted by both parties. I reject the entire political system of the U.S.A., based as it is on money. There’s a reason every time I looked at You Tube I saw one of the candidates begging for money. The homeless street people have more dignity.
Live-blogging the 2024 Election with Gonzo Today
3:00 PM Pacific time, November 5, 2024 – Polls have just closed in the first Eastern USA states. Here we go.
A Sensation of Intense Disgust, but Don’t Give Up
Since I’m nonpartisan, certain dear friends don’t want to talk to me. Though predictable, I find it depressing. They want reinforcement, not discussion. In most of these people, there is a common thread: they rely on mainstream media for their news.
Social cues, is more like it. That input ain’t news, it’s propaganda, designed to divide us and destroy the vital fabric of human relationships based on love and mutual respect.
First RFK Jr., now Tulsi Gabbard
Gabbard became an instant hero of mine in the presidential debates of 2020 when she single-handedly took out Kamala Harris on the debate stage by pointing to the ugly fact that Harris, as a D.A. in San Francisco, was responsible for putting a lot of people involved with pot behind bars, and then Harris laughed when sometime later after the debate Harris was asked if she ever smoked pot.
Extreme Hideousness
by Kyle K Mann Gonzo Today Publisher and Contributing Editor August 23, 2024: on the day after the Democratic National Convention, the U.S. news cycle is dominated by independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy’s suspension of his campaign and endorsement of Trump. It’s stunning news, all right. The name Kennedy […]
Summer of Weird
There’s a theory that alien beings “harvest” human bad vibes by psychic means. They literally feed off our distress and negative energy, the theory goes. If true, they are doing a mighty good job making us all crazy. The old bumper sticker “Ignore alien orders” applies here.
Doors’ Jim Morrison girlfriend Mary Werbelow dead at 79
Gonzo Today has been informed by a reliable source that Mary F. Werbelow, Doors vocalist Jim Morrison’s first girlfriend, died in Los Angeles County on June 25, 2024. She was 79 and had been in poor health for many years
Why Your Vote is Meaningless
So let’s eat, drink and be merry. But don’t come to me seeking my participation in the vote this fall. I will spend my remaining lifetime not voting for the lesser of two weasels.
Gonzo Today: Still Standing Tall
Gonzo Today’s official position on U.S. politics is simple: we are disgusted by both parties. The current looming Biden/Trump rematch is an atrocity that is both scary and laughable. How is this even happening?