By: Jessup Powers
Out of my own shitty curiosity I looked up or googled for a list of the candidates. Low and behold I came across a list on a site with the url address Politics1.com.
The following is the list of the democratic candidates.
Democratic candidates
Vice president- Joe Bide- Delaware
Former US secretary of state- Hillary Clinton- New York
US senator-Joe Manchin-Maryland
US senator- Martin OMalley- Maryland
US senator-Bernie Sanders-Independent Vermont
US senator- Eliizabeth Warren-Massachusetts
Former US senator- Jim Webb- Virginia
Jeff Boss- New Jersey
Phillip Bralich – California
Willie Carter – Texas
President Emperor Cesar- Florida
Brittany Clark- California
Kristi Dutton- Arizona
Ronald Emrit- Nevada
Charles Hodge- California
James Titus the great Law- California
Lee Mercer Jr.- Tennessee
Patrick Mckart-Florida
Loretta Leah lax Miller- Pennsylvania
Rome Murphy 2- New Jersey
James Ogle 3- California
Daniel Owen-Oregon
Harry Pavilack- South Carolina
Mary Aku Quartey- Maryland
Anglo Scringa- Hawaii
Nicholas Sopkovich- California
Michael Steinberg- Florida
Robby Wells- North Carolina
Elaine Williams-Florida
Thomas Winterbottom- Pennsylvania
John Worldpeace- New Mexico
I would like to say that these names had been of my own making but I can only tell you that this is what I saw on Politics1.com. It is a long list and one could take comfort in such if democracy is the color of your political choice. But the hard truth is there are only 32 people on this list, and I only recognize a very few, and feel ashamed for such. A fact I will try to remedy. I would bet on only one of the first 2 listed here, and on the site I found this info on. But there is also the other spectrum that list of the republican side. Which I didn’t look forward to reading and could regret doing but then this would’ve been a waste of time. So the republican side will be as follows.
Congresswoman- Marsha Blackburn-Tennessee
Former UN ambassador-John Bolton- maryland
Dr. Ben Carson-Maryland
Governor-Chris Christie-new Jersey
US senator- Bob Corker-Tennessee
US senator- Ted Cruz- Texas
Businesswoman-Carly Fiorina-VIrginia
Former governor-Jim Gilmore-Virginia
US senator- LIndsey Graham-South Carolina
Former Arkansas governor- Mike Huckabee- Florida
Governor- Bobby Jindal- Louisiana
Governor- John Kasich- Ohio
Congressman- Pete Kin-New York
Former governor-George Pataki- New York
US senator- Rand Paul- Kentucky
Governor- Mike Pence- Texas
Former Massachusets governor- Mitt Romney- California
US Senator- Marco Rubio- Florida
Congressman- Paul Ryan- Wisconsin
Governor- Rick Scott- Florida
Former US senator- Rick Santorum- Pennsylvania
Governor- Rick Snyder- Michigan
Governor- Scott Walker- Wisconsin
Pogo Mochello Allen Reese- Texas
Skip Andrews-Kansas
George Bailey Jr.-Mississippi
Kerry Bowers- Nevada
Dominique Brown-Pennsylvania
Dale Christensen- Missouri
Brian Ari Cole- Pennsylvania
Scott Cole- North Carolina
Ezekiel George Cortez-Michigan
Tim Day-Texas
Paul Debow-Louisiana
Michael Diggs- Arkansas
Patrick- Drake-Georgia
John Dummet Jr.- California
Jack Fellure- West Virginia
Christine Noel Griskie-Florida
Jim Hayden-Tennessee
Chris Hill-Kentucky
Eugene Hunt Jr.-Michigan
Kins Jeroboan- New York
Tim Kalemkarian-California
Marc Keller-Oregon
Michael Kinlaw-Colorado
John Lee-Texas
Jery Leonard-North Carolina
Renee Loetscher-FLorida
Bartholowmew James Lower-Michigan
Denis Michael Lynch-New York
Joan Malone- District of Columbia
Barbara Mae Markovich- Montana
Mike Martisk-Pennsylvania
Mickey Meade- California
Tiffani Mims-Texas
Michael Petyo-Indiana
Brian Russel-Florida
Ole Sanior-Minnesote
Silvia Stagg―New York
Sherlene Sevens- District of Columbia
Dwaune Tomlinson-Florida
Vern Wuensche-Texas.
All together a bone jangling list of many names, far too many to really consider wholeheartedly and respectfully. Besides there is no idea or clue to have at this point in time these are just the people considered, not to mention a list of those that followed in the many different parties that exist today. To which a little shout to the salted valley. Here are some other names that I will mention for good or evil.
In the category of independents, write in, and other parties I will mention 3 names.
Former Salt lake city Mayor-Rocky Anderson- Utah- Justice Party.
Mark Pendlton- Independent- Utah
John Wood- Independent- Utah.
Now I respectfully have very little to say, since I have not cared to vote in anything within the aforementioned state of these candidates. Secondly I have not payed enough attention to most politics. I will say that I have no clue what the “ Justice Party”, is or could possibly be. But I will remedy the situation as per my own ignorance, with graces and luck. For now after looking at this list ad realize the count.
32 democratic candidates
68 republican candidates
Now not knowing much of the electoral college, aside from what can be heard in this society, which seems to say that the majority of house is republican.
With this count of candidates, and guessing not even half of them may go to the polls in 2016. But cutting it off there and saying with half going, hypothetically. It avidly stands to be a 2-1 for republicans. With luck some strange miracle would happen and bring someone that would do more than shit somewhere else let alone in our own fucking pen we know and love as home of the America, (“ where dream can come true too if you believe” har fucking har to that concept there’s no telling if the dream is still alive,) or be the shit scooper with shovel and pale.
Apologies for the rant, wait never mind fuck you if you didn’t like it. Read on dammit. Anyways, it’s a 2-1 shot favoring the republican and possibly some other whore beast swine with dollars in the eye’s. But there may be a dark horse running and brooding waiting to reveal itself. Some wild and unknown Oscar Zeta Acosta brand of animal. Waiting to tear away the flesh of swine greed heads. Oh well another time another place. For now the best thing is to enjoy the scraps and wait for the show to begin. There may be mud slung, and some wonderful comedy. Yeah, why not gear up for the trip. All bets may be off. Looking down this strange barrel in the an odd and misplaced time. Remember the odds as and audible,
68 32 34 16 2 1
Snap!!!! Break all the doors and knock the nasty slugbags down, and slat the earth so they don’t come back.
Salude
p.s. there we’re something like 80 independents write in and other candidates listed. Strange fucking mutts who would want to be a greasy political fuck?? OH well damn it all. Goodnight
