Gonzo Today: Still Standing Tall

February 29, 2024 Kyle K. Mann 0

Gonzo Today’s official position on U.S. politics is simple: we are disgusted by both parties. The current looming Biden/Trump rematch is an atrocity that is both scary and laughable. How is this even happening?

Calling All Potheads GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

January 7, 2024 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams Calling all potheads, it is your turn to give back to society by just simply indulging your late-night flower cravings. It is that amazing time of the year when the Girl Scouts of America begin to learn the triumphs and failures of sales through cookie sales. […]

Don’t You Dare Look at Dick Van Dyke 2024

December 31, 2023 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams Death, don’t you even glance at Dick Van Dyke in 2024. Not once, not even a little bit in his direction. In the year of our Lord, 2023, Death took many great actors, comedians, musicians, and a number of other talented people. Yet, every year Keith […]

Music Scenes Just Around The Corner: Muddy Creek and Co. & Rabbit In Red

December 29, 2023 Doc Jeffurious 0

As we have moved beyond the restrictive COVID lifestyle, local bands have been tenaciously working to get their music recorded and out to fans. They have hit the road and are playing gigs. Live shows happen every night somewhere. Combined this with bands choosing to put their music on vinyl means that people are buying music again as they did in the past.

Coming Soon: The End of the World

December 25, 2023 Kyle K. Mann 0

Or as John Lennon said: “Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it.”

Drug Run: Chapter 14 – Last Chance

December 22, 2023 Gonzo Today 0

Art had somehow instantly produced a tiny coke spoon with a small mound of gleaming white crystals and slowly waved it under her nostril. And somehow it seemed completely natural for Suze to hold a forefinger to block her other nostril and sharply inhale the proffered drug. It packed a kick, she realized at once. Stuff was for real.

JFK – Back and to the Left

November 22, 2023 Kyle K. Mann 0

I’m angry and sickened that 60 years later that I feel compelled to write this article for Gonzo Today. I’d rather be doing almost anything else. But if I don’t do this, I’ll hate myself tomorrow.

The Origins of Jack O’Lantern

October 29, 2023 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams This is it! The time of year when families get together and watch horror movies, buy/make costumes, and carve their pumpkins with fiendish faces to light their porches and hope that no idiotic teenagers destroy them in the street in front of their houses. Halloween is […]

Drug Run: Chapter 13 – Motel Mess

October 29, 2023 Gonzo Today 0

From his parking spot down the street, Imants recoiled in his seat. Now Suze was with… That Guy. He reached into the Gladstone bag, and pulled out the gun again, and then threw it back in the bag.