by Kidman J. Williams Yes I did! I said it. You read that title correct. Since Thomas Jefferson’s parents didn’t bestow a grand middle name for him, he will now be called, Thomas “Cowardice Clown Bitch” Jefferson (for short, Tom-bitch Jefferson) from now until we can actually eradicate racism and […]
by Steve Corbett “The Edge… There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” Hunter S. Thompson, Hell’s Angels Imagine the primal power of an outlaw motorcycle army thundering through otherwise civilized streets on […]
by Kidman J. Williams Blacktop Mojo comes out swinging with their high-octane Texas sex sludge metal sound on their fourth album, simply titled Blacktop Mojo. Don’t make the mistake of dismissing this collection because of the album title. This album is nothing short of being a diamond in your collection. […]
Kidman J. Williams pictured at the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut Hello everybody, this is Kidman Williams, E.I.C. of GonzoToday.com. Recently we have removed article material that we discovered does not meet our standards of verification. All of us at Gonzo Today have prided ourselves on keeping a high […]
by Kidman J. Williams It has been 20 years since the 9/11 attacks. It was the worst assault on U.S. soil by a foreign enemy that our country had ever seen. I was just 23 years old living in an apartment on the sixth floor in Carol Stream, IL. It […]
by Kyle K. Mann & Kidman J. Williams with Ed Mann for Gonzo Today Drug icons exist in many forms in many eras, so any list like this is gonna be subjective. Also rather male. Click bait? Call it what you want, but the staff at Gonzo Today feel confident […]
A plastic surgeon’s waiting room is a great place to people watch, especially in Beverly Hills. On this repeat visit, I sat in the waiting room and like everyone else in the room I tried to discreetly check out the other patients.
by Steve Corbett – Greetings from Scranton Worried that conquest, war, famine and death frame our species’ current hell on earth? Fear not. Come to Biden Street. City officials here in President Joe Biden’s Pennsylvania birthplace recently approved a resolution to rename good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening […]
by Donnie Casto II – Staff Writer Without evidence, false ideas can easily manipulate mainstream discussions and views. Recently it has become fashionable to proclaim that slavery is America’s original sin. A 2003 National Geographic article titled “21st Century Slaves” estimated that there are currently 27 million men, women, and […]
Then there’s the story about Hunter shooting icicles off of a cabin John had rented near Woody Creek. John was not amused. They did not share a love for shooting guns.