Vegas
The trip to Vegas was boring. Well, mostly. I was alone, hot (I hate airco and seldom use it) and grumpy, if simultaneously mildly amused. I was driving to Vegas to bet a grand on the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl.
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American Nazism
by Kidman J. Williams American Nazism is arguably the greatest example of an oxymoron that the United States has ever seen. Yet, here we are in 2023 still dealing with these hateful imbeciles whom hide behind the blanket of conservatism, extreme nationalism, and child safety. Their newest newsworthy escapade found […]
SILENCE IS GOLDEN
by Count Iain Blair Marcel took another painkiller, gingerly lifted his coffee with his right hand to take a sip, and promptly poured most of it down the front of his new white linen shirt, dropping the mug in the process. Fuck! He should have listened to the doctor. “You’ll have to wear this cast for six weeks. Do not try and use your […]
Drug Run: Chapter 12 -Getting to the Good Part
Billy was groaning in disbelieving shock. He stood in the shower near the spraying nozzle, water running down his back, as Suze gleefully soaped his chest with the motel giveaway bar. This had to be a dream, and if so, he hoped fervently he wouldn’t wake. He had admired, hell, outright lusted for Suze for almost all his sexual maturity. Now here she was, voluptuous body glistening in front of him, taking charge as she kept up a running commentary.
You Don’t Believe We’re on the Eve of Destruction?
Biden continues to give away for free – yet paid with public funds – weapons of mass destruction to Ukraine with the glee of a punchy hard coal country prizefighter piling spicy chicken wings on his paper plate at a VFW buffet.
DeSantis: Paradise, Palm Trees, & Prejudice
by KIDMAN J. WILLIAMS Since 2019 Ron DeSantis has been the 46th governor of Florida. He went into the governor’s mansion as an obsequious sycophant; he is trying to leave as President of the United States of America. All of the ways he followed Trump like a lost puppy with […]
Can Kennedy’s Camelot Conquer?
by KIDMAN J. WILLIAMS The candidates are revving up for the dethroning of our near catatonic, catastrophic, military run President, good ole Joe. We as a country are well aware of the looming Donald Trump population of voters, and we don’t quite know about the DeSantis campaign yet. Although stones […]
The Snowstorm
by JUDE ELLMAN Winter break had concluded. A boy and a girl, locked in love and separated by a nation, were desperate to reunite. The frigid January air haunted every moment they spent outside. There was seldom a reason for them to step outdoors once reunited. When apart, she spent […]
5 Irish Beers That Are Better Than Guinness This Saint Patty’s Day
by Jude Ellman If the IRA really loved their country as much as they claim they’d have blown up every Guinness brewery from Munster to Ulster. To celebrate Saint Patty’s Day with y’all this year, let’s talk about why. Don’t get me wrong… it isn’t bad. It’s just that, well, […]
Put Warren Zevon in the HOF NOW
by Kidman J. Williams Warren Zevon was born in Chicago, Illinois on January 24th, 1947. He left us on September 7th 2003 and he still hasn’t been inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame?!? For Christ’s love child’s sake, Darlene Love, Gene Pitney, and The Paul Butterfield Blues […]