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A Florida Woman, A DUI & A Blowjob

September 4, 2015 Kidman J. Williams Front page, News 0

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Her parents MUST be proud

Kidman J. Williams – Arielle Engert (24) was pulled over by Pinellas County police for suspicion of driving under the influence at 2:48 a.m.  Police said that Engert failed a series of field sobriety tests.  When Engert realized that she was probably going to jail for a DUI, she decided to work her sexual machismo.

This is when Arielle Engert allegedly offered Deputy Brian Sudbrink a game changer in the form of a good old fashioned blowy.  She was willing to make like a circus seal with a spot of fellatio if Deputy Sudbrink would let her out of the DUI.

Needless to say, her sexual bribery didn’t work.  Most people would have accepted their fate right then and there.  Not this Florida woman!

After Engert was transported to Pinellas County Jail, two more officers searched her and found a bag of cocaine in her bra, and of course they found weed in her purse.  This is when the Florida whore allegedly decided that two dicks are always better to bribe than one.

She again offered oral favors to walk.  At this point, I would figure that she just likes penis.

Arielle Engert was charged with drug possession, DUI, introducing contraband into a detention facility and three counts of bribery.  Engert had prior drunk driving charges.

Engert posted her $5,150 bond eventually.  Her Facebook page was taken down but not before journalists saw that Arielle Engert listed that she is/was a philosophy student at the University of Florida.

You know what they always say in philosophy?  Don’t expect anything for a kind action, just do it because you love it…ya whore!

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