by Kidman J. Williams Yes I did! I said it. You read that title correct. Since Thomas Jefferson’s parents didn’t bestow a grand middle name for him, he will now be called, Thomas “Cowardice Clown Bitch” Jefferson (for short, Tom-bitch Jefferson) from now until we can actually eradicate racism and […]
But as a woman, as a survivor, I can’t help but see a swinging penis as a weapon. As if someone were marching around waving a gun.
We had to run the gauntlet of toothless meth-heads pushing cotton candy, towering Cenobites waving multi-colored, flashing neon light sabers inches from our faces and dejected clowns tooting cryptic Morse Code signals into our ears with their horns.