By: Kyle K. Mann
I don’t know the rough percentage of readers who just read the first few paragraphs and then move on, but it’s high, so let’s make it clear right now in one 12 second clip why Hillary Clinton is a valid candidate for a War Crimes trial in The Hague, Netherlands. Look how she gloats over Gaddafi’s ad hoc execution. Watch this:
Case closed. No sane person should support this psychopath. The smug, self-satisfied gloating over the murderous death of a Head of State we are not at war with, no matter what you think of them, is frightening; Hillary’s laugh is that of someone profoundly enmeshed in evil. I call her “Saint” because that is how she is being portrayed by her Believers. “The Horror” of course is the iconic line from “Apocalypse Now” delivered by Marlon Brando. Ok, that’s it, on to the next article.
What, you’re still here? Well then, to continue: The Horror is what I feel when contemplating the long and sorry history of the USA from Vietnam on. And another aspect: the complete subversion of the Left by the Clintons and Obama. It’s gut-wrenching to consider and something that makes me itch to flee the country.
The admiration I feel for people of color who see through Obama’s act is matched by my approval and respect for women who see through Hillary.
I voted for Cynthia McKinney in 2008. I felt she was by far the best qualified candidate, being a U.S. Congresswoman with sufficient experience to cut her way through the bull. My being able to say that immediately eliminates the racist card that liberals often try to play on anyone who finds fault with Obama.
But now we face gender politics in 2016, and any man not toeing the mark on voting for Hilary is going to be labeled a sexist pig. It’s already bad, and a year from now it will be likely to be unbearable. The Horror.
I have already unfriended dozens of Obama supporters on FaceBook. I just can’t stand open support of a goddamn War Criminal with a Peace Prize. It does not compute. Danger, Danger.
Hillary will be worse. The arguments will be ugly. No matter that I voted for a woman for president. I face a lot of ugly vibes for speaking my mind. I’d just as soon flee. Costa Rica looks good for 2016.
Once again, I must make myself Perfectly Clear. I love women and would be delighted to have one in the White House. But not a crazy woman, a psycho warmonger who will have to keep proving she is as tough as a man. Nooooo. No. I can’t do this. I’m too old, and I’ve seen too much.
As I type this frantic screed, the news is full of Hillary’s email scandal. Bah. Of course she hid her dirty laundry. She may be criminally insane, but she’s no fool. She’s got the nomination locked up. It’s a wrap. No problem. The election too. Women will heed the call, even some Republican women who will secretly vote for her while swearing to their husbands that they voted for the party.
Nothing short of a video of Hillary torturing shrieking babies with a blowtorch is going to stop her from the Oval Office in 2016. Trust me on this. I have seen the future, my children, and it is The Horror.
Hilary’s face is scary. It has that self-important, self-righteous Wronged Woman look. A lot of women won’t say this, but this is also about vengeance transferral. It’s about Bill’s blowjob. Oh how delicious to gain revenge! Almost every woman who has ever had a beef against men is going to be smirking. Those that will be able to get past that will be what I’d call sane. It won’t be a big percentage. I will love them dearly for their sanity.
Tomorrow I mail in my request for retirement information. I’ll likely retire at age 64, in less than six months, and vote with my feet. I’ve lived and worked outside of the country before. It feels clean to do so. Right now it’s bad enough. I feel like a Nazi collaborator. Thanks for your service. I pledge allegiance. If you see something, say something. We came, we saw, he died.
The final orchestral crescendo from A Day in the Life. You misogynist, Kyle. You must have hated your mother. You didn’t get laid enough. It’s our turn. She’s better than Bush. We have to protect abortion. Consider the Supreme Court. Don’t you want to see women get ahead? On and on, horror piled on horror. The death of rationality will finally be complete. We came. We saw. He died. Died. Died. Haaaa haaaaaa! I killed him. I kill men. Kill, kill, killllllllll…
And then I woke up in a Costa Rican town, and drank some pineapple juice down.
You stilllll here, despite The Horror? Well. Thanks.
Kyle K. Mann
Topanga
3/5/15
