What to Do About Grandpa

January 1, 2022 Gonzo Today 0

by Wilson Krause Old folks’ homes are not the most pleasant of places. For one thing, they’re so sterile that they more closely resemble hospitals than houses. They’ve got that hospital smell, the one that makes me want to stay home and snap my compound fracture back into place by […]

Guns and Prisons Kill People

December 7, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett Alone and desperate in his cell, Mark Glaze hung himself October 28 in the scandal-ridden Lackawanna County Prison in Scranton, PA. Locked up on drunken driving and other charges after he fled police in September, the national gun control champion died October 31 in a city hospital. […]

Bonkers Biden Goes Off the Rails

November 7, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett By the time I got home from President Joe Biden’s Scranton speech last month, I stood with my official White House issued Gonzo Today press credential hanging from my neck, fuming in the kitchen, threatening to tear off my white dress shirt without unbuttoning the buttons. My […]

Living on Biden Street

September 1, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett – Greetings from Scranton Worried that conquest, war, famine and death frame our species’ current hell on earth? Fear not. Come to Biden Street. City officials here in President Joe Biden’s Pennsylvania birthplace recently approved a resolution to rename good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening […]

Hey Hey Hey Old Weird Cosby Gets Away

August 4, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett – (Greetings From Scranton) Gas up the Corvette, Mr. President, it’s time to hit the high road. I’ve invited Joe Biden to pick me up in Scranton so we can tear down the Pennsylvania Turnpike to Bill Cosby’s Elkins Park estate and demand Cosby give back the […]