Gonzo Today: Still Standing Tall
Gonzo Today’s official position on U.S. politics is simple: we are disgusted by both parties. The current looming Biden/Trump rematch is an atrocity that is both scary and laughable. How is this even happening?
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Coming Soon: The End of the World
Or as John Lennon said: “Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it.”
You Don’t Believe We’re on the Eve of Destruction?
Biden continues to give away for free – yet paid with public funds – weapons of mass destruction to Ukraine with the glee of a punchy hard coal country prizefighter piling spicy chicken wings on his paper plate at a VFW buffet.
Can Kennedy’s Camelot Conquer?
by KIDMAN J. WILLIAMS The candidates are revving up for the dethroning of our near catatonic, catastrophic, military run President, good ole Joe. We as a country are well aware of the looming Donald Trump population of voters, and we don’t quite know about the DeSantis campaign yet. Although stones […]
What to Do About Grandpa
by Wilson Krause Old folks’ homes are not the most pleasant of places. For one thing, they’re so sterile that they more closely resemble hospitals than houses. They’ve got that hospital smell, the one that makes me want to stay home and snap my compound fracture back into place by […]
Guns and Prisons Kill People
by Steve Corbett Alone and desperate in his cell, Mark Glaze hung himself October 28 in the scandal-ridden Lackawanna County Prison in Scranton, PA. Locked up on drunken driving and other charges after he fled police in September, the national gun control champion died October 31 in a city hospital. […]
Bonkers Biden Goes Off the Rails
by Steve Corbett By the time I got home from President Joe Biden’s Scranton speech last month, I stood with my official White House issued Gonzo Today press credential hanging from my neck, fuming in the kitchen, threatening to tear off my white dress shirt without unbuttoning the buttons. My […]
Living on Biden Street
by Steve Corbett – Greetings from Scranton Worried that conquest, war, famine and death frame our species’ current hell on earth? Fear not. Come to Biden Street. City officials here in President Joe Biden’s Pennsylvania birthplace recently approved a resolution to rename good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening […]
Hey Hey Hey Old Weird Cosby Gets Away
by Steve Corbett – (Greetings From Scranton) Gas up the Corvette, Mr. President, it’s time to hit the high road. I’ve invited Joe Biden to pick me up in Scranton so we can tear down the Pennsylvania Turnpike to Bill Cosby’s Elkins Park estate and demand Cosby give back the […]
US Style Fascism Is A Bipartisan Effort: The more the US careens into depravity the more the nation remains the same.
[Leonard] Cohen was the anti-Trump. Any and all forms of (soul-resonate) poetry stand as a rebuke to the crass reality show con man’s narcissism. US capitalism works as reverse alchemy: it transforms gold into shit-dust.