by Kidman J. Williams Rude boys and girls bust out your 50-inch Jnco jeans and designer wallet chains! Roots of Creation has made a collection of Dub music that will make your grandma jive and your bong quiver. And when your grandma does start dancing, make sure to get that […]
by Steve Corbett By the time I got home from President Joe Biden’s Scranton speech last month, I stood with my official White House issued Gonzo Today press credential hanging from my neck, fuming in the kitchen, threatening to tear off my white dress shirt without unbuttoning the buttons. My […]
So I won’t officially join the sex strike, and I doubt I’ll cross that picket line. Instead, I’m hoping my scruffy shins send shivers along the spines of every self-righteous asshole who feels he/she/it has the right to dictate what a woman chooses to do with her body.
by Kidman J. Williams Yes I did! I said it. You read that title correct. Since Thomas Jefferson’s parents didn’t bestow a grand middle name for him, he will now be called, Thomas “Cowardice Clown Bitch” Jefferson (for short, Tom-bitch Jefferson) from now until we can actually eradicate racism and […]
by Steve Corbett “The Edge… There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” Hunter S. Thompson, Hell’s Angels Imagine the primal power of an outlaw motorcycle army thundering through otherwise civilized streets on […]
Kidman J. Williams pictured at the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut Hello everybody, this is Kidman Williams, E.I.C. of GonzoToday.com. Recently we have removed article material that we discovered does not meet our standards of verification. All of us at Gonzo Today have prided ourselves on keeping a high […]
by Kidman J. Williams It has been 20 years since the 9/11 attacks. It was the worst assault on U.S. soil by a foreign enemy that our country had ever seen. I was just 23 years old living in an apartment on the sixth floor in Carol Stream, IL. It […]
A plastic surgeon’s waiting room is a great place to people watch, especially in Beverly Hills. On this repeat visit, I sat in the waiting room and like everyone else in the room I tried to discreetly check out the other patients.
by Donnie Casto II – Staff Writer Without evidence, false ideas can easily manipulate mainstream discussions and views. Recently it has become fashionable to proclaim that slavery is America’s original sin. A 2003 National Geographic article titled “21st Century Slaves” estimated that there are currently 27 million men, women, and […]
by Kidman J. Williams Jackie Mason has died on July 24th 2021 at the great age of 93 . I was lucky enough to have not only met Jackie, I got to sit and break bread with the legendary comedian who was able to keep the borscht belt comedy style […]
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