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Pokemon More Popular than Porn

July 19, 2016 Kidman J. Williams Front page, News 0

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By: Kidman J. Williams

Pokémon Go has now became more popular than porn. Yes, much like The Beatles were more popular than Jesus, finding pretend anime little animals that shoot weapons out of every orifice has become more sought after than porn which at one time was the ceiling for searches on Google.

Pokémon Go is the new reality game where kids and adult virgins alike go out and stop traffic and cause widespread love and hate across the social media platforms looking for little anime animals whose makeup was done by a hooker. (See Pikachu)

According to numbers, Pokémon has lowered the sex drive of millions of adults reliving their childhood and has propelled new lovers of the game around the globe.

(See Chart Below)

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Pokemon Go searches in Blue and Porn in Red

It is reported that most of the searches are coming from countries that already have the game. Countries like the US, Czech Republic, and even Iceland. There are still some countries who are without like China, Brazil, and Sweden.

While the world burns around you and the cops are dragging you out and beating you for no reason and President Obama is attempting to get us into war with Russia while we are fighting the War on Terror remember that when the military draft opens again your Drill Sergeant isn’t going to care that you got a rare Pokémon out in the middle of Central Park. And somewhere there is already a Pokémon porn spoof movie for that special Furry in your life.

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