the world’s on fire, so let’s go shopping

September 13, 2020 Karene Horst 0

I just hate the company for no real reason. Plus, the logo reminds me of a circumcised penis. It could be a cockeyed smile or a whimsical grin, doesn’t matter. I still feel like I’m getting screwed. Boycott the patriarchy!

The Internet Just Raped My Brain

January 16, 2017 Gonzo Today 0

By: Coach Dan The internet. What was once a marvel of modern civilization has quickly deteriorated into a hub for perverts, dope fiends, crooks, and cats. The Uneducated Elite, who in the past was resigned to sitting on their trailer steps and guzzling Bud Light by the quart while they […]

Memoirs of an Internet Whore

November 12, 2014 Jaslyn 0

“Crotch Rot”   She was walking down the shit steam block, when it hit her. Crotch rot. Itchy, burning, awful, wet and rawness that spreads like an awful oily sebaceous cyst that will not go away with a bit of peanut butter. Why, you ask? Well, because much like breathing, […]