By: Kidman J. Williams

Some people would say the American past time is baseball. Nowadays, some folks would say that football has taken over that title. We, as men and women, know that neither of these are true. The real American past time is: masturbation.

The Blackmailer's Facebook Profile
The Blackmailer’s Facebook Profile

Unlike the past, people have many ways to touch themselves. It used to be a dirty magazine or a peep show. Now we have many internet options and a couple of those tools is Skype and Facebook. I’m not exempt from these things and was just caught up in a new/old internet scam where I jerked off to what I thought was a sexy 22 year old woman with bad English from Dallas, Texas.

What I ended up in was quite a debacle. I had been speaking with a Facebook scam artist for about five days. Her alias on Facebook is Barbara Santanna. She or he got me to unwittingly jump onto Skype with her for a face to face session.

It wasn’t until then that I realized that she was just looking for some webcam fun. I have no shame, people should know this about me. I’m pretty proud of my rig.

What I saw on my screen was a hot Asian woman. When the photo from Facebook and Skype didn’t match I should have bailed right then and there. I just figured I would be able to get mine before they cut me off and sent me to a pay website. What I didn’t anticipate, was the proposal I got. I was about to get a crash course in BLACKMAIL!

How the Scam Works


Like I stated earlier, Santanna got a hold of me through my personal Facebook page and lured me into a Skype chat. The woman on the video feed was in fact a hot Asian woman in her 20’s. She looked like an amateur porn vixen. The stage had been set.

According to the people at www.scamsurvivors.com the extortionist plays you a previously recorded porn that they get from whatever porn website they found and splice in the tape. As they do that they are sitting and watching you.

The important thing to note is, they WILL ask you to take out your respective piece first. That is key. They will be pushy and quick to ask for nudity.

The woman or man typing to me asked me to show her my pretty cock. I obliged the request. I stupidly obliged the request as it were. I had only been buttering my corn for a few short minutes when the woman’s feed went off and all of the sudden I was slapped with a looped video of myself going Hans Solo on Darth Vader’s head. I don’t recommend seeing your own stroke faces on video.

ScamSurvivors.com also states that you should not report the Facebook user. This is a common mistake made by victims who panic. If you report the said extortionist they will just disappear completely and there will be no trace of them left until the next victim gets caught with their pants down around their ankles.

One way they are getting away with the crime besides staying anonymous is that when they give you the information on where to send the money Western Union you will see a part where it says, “Question: ok” and “Answer: ok.” What this means is that you allowed the extortionist to pick up the money without any identification. That poses quite a problem when catching these artless pignuts.

Another thing that the website tells you to do is turn off contact to your Facebook for a while. Make sure that the blackmailer cannot contact you and you have no further contact with them. You will only have to put up with this inconvenience for a short time.

Just be sure to follow their easy steps and you will be able to get through this intense situation. Just don’t panic. If you follow the instructions set by ScamSurvivors.com they claim a 99.95% success rate.

The Details of

How I Got Hustled By A Blackmailer


Some of the Facebook conversation.
Some of the Facebook conversation.

I think I covered how I got trapped in the hustle that this disgusting person cooked up. The blackmailer hustled me for about a week via Facebook Messenger. The conversation went from the standard chit chat and getting to know one another to Skype.The conversation and how they went about blackmailing me is pretty important. Essentially I found them to be the dumbest blackmailer in the history of blackmail.

At one point during the exchange the blackmailer kept yelping at me to show them my cock. I was having a really hard time seeing them on my laptop while I showed my penis to them. I kept hunching over to try and get just the right look at her while keeping her turned on with my member. The angles made it very difficult to see her. The person typed to me, “Will show me your beautiful cock just two seconds and I show you my breasts and my pussy go,” she continued to push the issue. “look at my breasts and show me your cock, show me your cock, drop well (your cam on your beautiful cock).”

Once the feed of the hot woman stopped I was face to face with my own information staring back at me. The good thing is that the blackmailer must deal with a much lower intellect usually because right away I knew that they didn’t hack anything. They just shot me my general information. The stuff that everyone sees.

Skype Screenshot of my Facebook About section
Skype Screenshot of my Facebook About section

What they did decide to threaten me with was sending the video to my family members. Well, even that didn’t shame me into anything. That was really just another scare tactic. What they still hadn’t figured out is that I literally don’t have much shame when it comes to me giving the one gun salute.

That’s when the blackmailer decided to try to come after me for $5,000 or else they were going to release my video to the public. At this point I still didn’t really care. I’ve shown my penis for free many times in the past. It isn’t a new conversation piece.

They kept making me answer the same tired questions. “Do you want me to send this onto site?” After that the blackmailer gave me a list of different sites that they would put it on including YouTube and many other foreign sites. They still didn’t push me to any worry.

Then they showed me screenshots of the video ready to be posted to YouTube. When I saw it I giggled a little at first until I saw the title.

The YouTube Screenshot
The YouTube Screenshot

Despite the blackmailer’s bad English the idea got across. They titled the video Kidman J Williams Mastube Webcam in Front of a Girl 09 Years.

That is when any person should be quite scared. Well…that backfired on them! I took the whole thing very personal at that point.

Instead of scaring me they put me on the defense. Now I was the rattlesnake being trapped in a corner ready to bite you in your face. Years of journalism, shady characters, and an ex baby-momma had forced me to learn how to deal with unreasonable and unsavory people.

The blackmailer kept throwing threats at me that I shouldn’t leave or cut the feed. What they didn’t know is that I had zero intentions on doing that. I was saddling up to keep them right where they were until I was done getting what I wanted out of them.

As the conversation and negotiations went on I managed to get them down from $5,000 to $100. I found this to be quite the feat!

Who in the history of blackmail has ever negotiated their own blackmail? ME! Kidman J. Williams!!! That’s who negotiates their own blackmail. Rotten French speaking African goat lover!

This is when I reached out to a man who will stay nameless. This man is a computer genius who had helped me in the past with other articles and things. He is also a private investigator. He is a very unassuming type with a heavy stature.

It helps to have people in high and low places.

As the blackmailer sat there making all their threats towards me, I and my P.I. were working feverishly to find a solution.

To keep the blackmailer on the line I just kept the dialog going and decided to even agitate them with a little smack talk.

Nothing keeps a sketchy scumbag talking like talking a bunch of shit.

As the conversation rolled along the blackmailer kept making me answer the same questions, except the questions were a little different every time. The blackmailer must have gotten this from a book on American interrogation tactics. They sat there trying to fluster me with their idiotic line of questioning. All this did was irritate me more.

It didn’t fluster me. It didn’t even make me nervous or scared. It irked me that the blackmailer felt so smug and in control. That’s why I don’t like politicians. Same thing.

The blackmailer decided to send me the information to send the money. There it was. They then reaffirmed my belief that they were speaking French. Their Google Translate worked about as well as you would think. Their native language kept coming through.

The blackmailer was from the Ivory Coast somewhere. They are mainly French speaking in those countries over in Africa.

The Blackmailer's Western Union Info
The Blackmailer’s Western Union Info

Now I felt pretty good, except that they uploaded the video and sent it to me in the feed along with it loaded and ready to send to my different family members. This gave me a bit of concern. Not a whole lot, because they really just wanted their money. Even if it was only $100.

My P.I. got back a hold of me. He said, “Here is a website that takes care of an array of different online scams like this. I would try to find him, but it would be near impossible to do. Just follow what they say on the website.”

I immediately went to the site and started to follow all their instructions.

While I was going through the prompts at ScamSurvivors.com, the blackmailer began asking me to bring it to the Western Union. I started making excuses to them as to how long it would take after they gave me a half hour. I told them that that would be near impossible, knowing that it would just irritate them further.

As the insults and back and forth continued we finally stopped talking. I made them so mad that they just ended all communication. I called that a job well-done.

A little smack talk to my blackmailer.
A little smack talk to my blackmailer.

Now, I had only about two hours to get the stuff wrapped up with ScamSurvivors.com and go to the authorities before the possibility of my video being sent everywhere on the net.

As I was going through the motions on the website I needed an old password for an old email linked to my Facebook page. I didn’t know how to get back into that email so I had to get a confirmation number that went to my ex’s phone because my Facebook was linked to her number, because we both used it back when I started my Facebook page.

This was the embarrassing part for me. Out of all the things that should have been an utter embarrassment, this was by far the worst.

I called her, “Hey, did you get a confirmation number texted to your phone?”

I tried to play it as cool as I could, she replied, “Yeah. What do you need it for?”

“Look I just need it for an email.”

She continued badgering me as to why, “Why do you need it?”

“Are you kidding me right now? I just need it to get into an email.”

“Why though?”

“Look, I’ll tell you everything later, but time can’t be wasted right now. You really don’t need to know right now.”

“You just brought me into this when you are sending things to my phone,” she said in a playful tone.

“Fine! You want to know? You really want to know?”

“Yes, this has to be good.”

“Fine, I got caught up by a blackmailer.”

“Wait, what?!?”


She paused for a long stretch trying to wrap her head around the idea then replied slowly, “What did you do?”

“Fine, I’ll tell you. I jerked off on a Skype session with a woman and I was videotaped and now they are attempting to blackmail me. You good with that?”

She had burst into tears laughing so hard at my hardship. “Are you done?” I asked. Her laughing went on for about a solid four minutes.

She finally gave me the number I needed and ended our conversation with, “You do know I’m telling everybody, right?” As if I didn’t know that already.

“I figured. I’ll talk to you later.”

After the call of death with the ex I called the local authorities. I had figured that it would be a good idea since the blackmailer was titling the video with me masturbating to a nine year old.

I talked to a Hernando County Sheriff, a woman with a smooth voice by the name of Maura Kemper. We had a nice talk about everything that had happened to me. Every single fine detail.

You’d think that it would be pretty hard to embarrass a Sheriff? Especially one who patrols Florida! Well, I managed to turn her red over the phone when I started to talk about the masturbation itself. She didn’t even want to utter the word. “When you, you know?” she asked with a warble. “I can’t even say it.”

“You can’t say it?!?” I asked back playfully. “Is it some kind of protocol?”

“No, no,” she said giggling a little bit.

“You are too embarrassed to say it aren’t you?” I asked. “That’s it! I can hear you getting red over the phone.”

I told her, “It is fine. I’m not embarrassed. I’m a Gonzo journalist. I have zero shame. In fact, I’m pretty proud of what I got.”

“It is just—”

“It is fine,” so I continued to tell her the story of what had happened in some kind of a chronological order.

I was even fine telling her that I had no shame and that I was pretty proud of what I had to show. Really, I just liked giving her the giggles. It made my day. I needed the fun after this whole situation.

After I spoke with Sheriff Kemper I sat and mulled over the whole situation. Kemper even told me that I should write this article letting everyone know that this scam is out there waiting for their horny five minutes. What she didn’t know is that I had made up my mind to do this article for everyone in the very first second I realized that I was being blackmailed.

I got on the phone and started telling people that if they got a message with a video and my name, don’t open! Did I have to tell them why? Of course I did. Like I said earlier, zero shame! I even flat told my mother. We are all adults. What adult male doesn’t slap the purple-headed yogurt pistol? Granted, most people don’t get blackmailed for doing it, but what can you do?

The new threat 3 days after the initial blackmail
The new threat 3 days after the initial blackmail

Days went by and I’ve only heard little things from my blackmailer. The blackmailer would send little question marks or “Are you there” until I got a new Facebook message from them three days later. The photo will say it all.

The blackmailer tried to re-post the video on YouTube and then to my personal Facebook page. YouTube has taken it down again.

Be sure that if you do fall into this trap that you keep checking from time to time on YouTube and other websites that the blackmailer will list off.

A warning from me folks, don’t be embarrassed and panic. Even though this is a funny story at times it is a VERY SERIOUS SITUATION. I’m just a different kind of person when it comes to weird situations like these. My approach is much different.

As I was saying, panic will probably make you pay the bad guy. Don’t pay the bad guy people. If you end up paying they will just end up asking for more at a later date. It isn’t like they will get rid of your video. Use your brain and big boy pants.

A Personal Note from the Writer to the Blackmailer

The Blackmailer’s FB Profile Pic
ME, Kidman J. Williams, Victim

The reason you are in hiding is a good one. If someone actually knew who you were they’d probably kick the shit out of you for being so stupid and immoral. Just the simple fact that you think you can get away with it makes you one of the dumbest criminals alive. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SCREENSHOTS ARE A ONE WAY STREET?!?

You aren’t even an original! What did you do? Did you get this fucking scam off of a YouTube video MOTHERFUCKER?!? Truth is that I never thought I’d get trapped in one of these because I thought these types of scams were played out like fat pants and Jheri Curl.

The fact that you are so smug to think that you could actually get away with it makes your ego and ignorance stupendous. I’m a Gonzo Journalist bitch! I have no shame and I did nothing wrong except for stupidly jumping on a Skype session with your previously recorded hot Asian model with a large dildo and jerk-off. NO SHAME!

I have every screenshot, every lie that you uttered, and every detail you gave me. Next time you come after some poor unwitting bastard make sure THAT THEY ARE WEAKER THAN YOU! I am a journalist with many resources and if you don’t cease and desist, I will use all of my resources to find you. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FUCKING FRENCH AFRICAN DICK SHITTER!

Take it away Pac!