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Welcome To MY House

May 23, 2016 David C. Philips Poetry 0

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Welcome to MY house

Act like you been here before

MY Kentucky, MY Louisville, MY FUCKING Highlands!!
I grew up on Lakeside Drive
I walked to the pool from the age of 10
I rode my bike in THE park
I crushed the Grass Monster
ME and MY fucking CREW are the Highland Junkies
FUCK YOU…FUCKING TOURIST!
Think you’re a jockey?
Ride a ‘horse’?
Grow a beard like someone else?
Sweat the trail that someone else cut?
Hit stumps and roots with no shocks?
FUCK YOU…FUCKING TOURIST

Welcome…live well
Need something? Watch for the swell

(lose my number)

Freestyling this as you read and get jel

Fuck YOUR whole whack ass Brady brunched fam

THIS IS MY HOME SO FUCK OFF IF YOU’RE NOT DOWN

‘WE’ deal with ‘you’ on the reg…

Usually around the 1st Saturday in May

Fucking tourists all the way

Come at me and feel the sla
Your bitch already knows the way
Ask her too all and she’ll say

FUCK YOU TRANSPLANT TOURIST EVERY DAY

dcp

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