New York – Today Donald “The Donald” Trump decided that he was going to officially run for The President of the United States. The Donald has done this before in the past and bailed out after the promotions of his show were done. This could be another reach to promote a show that needs to go away.
Trump has been talking about running in 2016 since March stating at a press conference, “The question is, will I be running for President?”
I don’t remember people really asking or caring if he was. In April Trump stated, “I am giving it serious thought.” This lead to his May 16th speech where he said, “I’ve decided that we are going to continue onward with Celebrity Apprentice. We are going to continue to make lots and lots of money for charity. I will not be running for President.
Now he wants to run again. Seriously, not so seriously; not really sure and I’m not sure if America really gives one shit. I think that America cares more about the biodegradation rate of a used tampon from a hooker than Donald Trump’s race for publicity for his failing show.
Jimmy Fallon even went on his show and said that, “Donald Trump running for President is like Soccers’ World Cup; it happens every four years and no one cares.”
Trump in his official speech gave a long winded subpar tag saying, “So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again,” then continuing his generic speech went on to state, “Sadly the American Dream is dead, but if I get elected President I will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before.”
The cheers were mild at best. This is the kind of thing that if you don’t make good on, it can and will really end up hurting you in the end. You can really only pull the same publicity stunt so many times before you Trump yourself.