Two Bowls Deep

May 15, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

art by Dan Reece By J.C. Remington Two bowls deep. One dose of psilocybin. Cigarettes: check. Back pack with a six pack of Long Trail IPA’s: check. Ready to hit the trail. It had been awhile since I last walked in the woods with “mushy legs”, as my friends and I like to […]

These Damn Brakes

May 8, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

art by Kelly Archibald By Mark Linnhoefer The damned brakes were not working anymore, and had not been working for quite a while. Still, we were three people huddled together on a small electric scooter doing about 28 miles per hour on a freeway in the middle of the night, all heavily tripping […]

PICKUP

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By Dave Allen The redhead sat at the darkened end of the bar nursing a rum and Coke. Young men and women filled the room behind her, shooting darts and playing pool, mixing, mingling and pairing off. A constant cloud of sawdust hung in the air. From the jukebox, Garth […]

GonzoYesterdaze w/ Ralph Steadman: Drawing Vegas

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

I received an email from Ralph accompanied by this photo. We’ve been back and forth at each other since he sent me a bunch of gibberish making fun of my grandfather’s school bus. – Clayton Luce, editor-in-chief Dear Clayton, I wrote this shortly after returning to the UK after meeting and […]

THE HAIRDRESSER

April 21, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By David Phillips ‘That’s enough of that’, I thought again but this time it was certain.  In such blind rage I can’t even remember her exact words, but I knew in that instant that there was no future for us.  I’m pretty sure any person who has been through a […]

HARD LIGHT

April 20, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By Jason Vowell I have always hated supermarkets. They are way to bright. They are always filled with the general population you do your best every day to try to avoid. All there, crawling around like the primates that they are. A modern-day freak show under hard light. Step Right up! […]

The UFO and the New World Order

April 18, 2015 Kyle K. Mann 0

l[artwork copyright 2015 by Josh Chambers By Kyle K. Mann Whatever was shining brightly over the night-shrouded freeway up ahead, it was extremely unusual, and bizarre. I raced out of L.A. at midnight on the northbound Interstate 5 with my buddy, Ab the Editor, riding shotgun. We were bound for […]

CRAWDADS

April 17, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

First Place Prose Winner: Gonzofest Literary Contest 2015 “Earlier I was day drinking in Minneapolis, Minnesota but my mind kept going south to a little backwoods crawfish joint in Leesville, Louisiana in David Allen’s short story “Crawdads.” The story reads like a country song written by a man with a […]