Summer Time Blues

November 18, 2014 Gonzo Today 0

By: Katie Callen It was the summer. Hot, unforgiving, steam ridden misery; the kind that makes you want lay naked in the kiddy pool out in the yard and slamming back cold beers while popping meds to dull the sense of feeling. No need for the hard stuff, I said […]

Pot

November 16, 2014 Gonzo Today 0

By: Ernie Hurt   Inhale….Hold it…..Exhale…… Pot,weed,cannabis,smoke,chronic,that keisha cole,bud,dank,good good,reefer,Indo,buddah, so many names for it. So many people for it, so many people against it. Im talking about marijuana,hemp,dat piff,mary jane,cheeba. I feel like most that will read this may be “down” with the current state of Cannabis in contemporary […]

Memoirs of an Internet Whore

November 12, 2014 Jaslyn 0

“Crotch Rot”   She was walking down the shit steam block, when it hit her. Crotch rot. Itchy, burning, awful, wet and rawness that spreads like an awful oily sebaceous cyst that will not go away with a bit of peanut butter. Why, you ask? Well, because much like breathing, […]