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by Kyle K. Mann They make the drinks strong at Abuelitas Mexican Restaurant, and halfway into the first Bloody Mary I forgot which team jersey color was which in the Patriots-Seahawks game. Not that it mattered that much as I was merely watching occasionally in hopes of seeing my […]
art by Unitas by Saira Viola Have we normalised extremist language, sexism, racism and the scorching fist of selfish greed? Is it now okay for white KKK members to rock hoods and sheets and sing about supremacy? Trump’s seismic victory has profound effects not just for the USA but the […]
by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]
A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE GONZO TODAY PUBLISHER- words & art by Clayton Luce For those of you feeling a punch in your gut that “you are out of touch and living in a bubble,” go with your gut. You were. For those of you feeling victorious, you are next […]
by Ashley Beth “If you wish to understand what Revolution is, call it Progress; and if you wish to understand what Progess is, call it Tomorrow.” -Victor Hugo, ‘Les Miserables’ 1862 It will never be a good idea to start any political article with the following statement but I […]
by Kyle K. Mann Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. The Associated Press called Wisconsin for Trump at about 2:30 AM Eastern time, 11:30 PM Pacific It’s not an easy thing to eat crow, but here it is: I was dead wrong about Trump’s chances. I’m sitting […]
“The whole fiasco is about to play out – and it affects us all Worldwide. We are all pretty depressed over here too.”
by Tess F. Stevens Thomas Jefferson takes off his powdered wig and sits near a gas lamp that hasn’t been useful since 1774. In the ghostly hours of the early morning, he pulls out his quill, dips it in some ink and starts to write. The tip of the instrument glides across […]
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