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Or: The chickens have come home to roost
by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]
A MESSAGE AND PLEDGE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS
A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE GONZO TODAY PUBLISHER- words & art by Clayton Luce For those of you feeling a punch in your gut that “you are out of touch and living in a bubble,” go with your gut. You were. For those of you feeling victorious, you are next […]
The Enemy of Our Enemy Got the Vote
by Ashley Beth “If you wish to understand what Revolution is, call it Progress; and if you wish to understand what Progess is, call it Tomorrow.” -Victor Hugo, ‘Les Miserables’ 1862 It will never be a good idea to start any political article with the following statement but I […]
The Shock of Trump
by Kyle K. Mann Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. The Associated Press called Wisconsin for Trump at about 2:30 AM Eastern time, 11:30 PM Pacific It’s not an easy thing to eat crow, but here it is: I was dead wrong about Trump’s chances. I’m sitting […]
MESSAGE FROM RALPH STEADMAN:
“The whole fiasco is about to play out – and it affects us all Worldwide. We are all pretty depressed over here too.”
The 58th Annual Founding Fathers’ Debate
by Tess F. Stevens Thomas Jefferson takes off his powdered wig and sits near a gas lamp that hasn’t been useful since 1774. In the ghostly hours of the early morning, he pulls out his quill, dips it in some ink and starts to write. The tip of the instrument glides across […]
Driving with the Doors
art by Joey Feldman by Kyle K. Mann ”The Avalon was one stoned gig… the crowd was more out of it than usual, more receptive to our surreal imagery. The psychedelized crowd wanted head music — they wanted to be transported. Their vibes encouraged experimentation. Jim was really coming into […]
Yippie! Yippie! Pie Aye!
art by Joey Feldman by Saira Viola Meet Aron Kay champion pie thrower, grassroots activist, professional agitator and ‘unrepentant hippie Yippie Jewish world warrior.’ Saira Viola talks pies, politics, nuns on the run, and good old-fashioned ‘pot’ with the original Pie Man, a beloved and mischievous figure from the American […]
Wasteland
art by Unitas Editor’s note: Saira Viola’s following script for a TV series idea is on NetFlix’s shortlist for possible selection. by Saira Viola This Business is Killing Me ACT ONE FADE IN: INT DALSTON GRITTY GARAGE LOCKUP. NIGHT There are grubby stains on the walls, dust and debris, sealed […]
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