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A Cold Hustle
by Stephen Aloysius Bischoff Living in a world so cold you gotta be tough as buffalo nuts Fur mane so thick you can’t run fingers Through haphazardly braided knots Born with a second skin, a skeleton hidden in the basement When the master calls at night for what […]
Coffee poem
Sipping on coffee Every morning As the sun comes up And the roosters crow Is a habit I’m glad I have Not because I need the caffeine To get me going Not because I like the way It stains my teeth It’s because it gives me A brief moment […]
CLINTON’S CATCH-22: It’s 4:20, Honey
On Wednesday, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders were asked at a Democratic town hall event to express their views concerning the legalization of recreational and medical marijuana. The event aired nationwide on CNN and featured the two presidential candidates answering questions from a moderator before a packed house. To give […]
THE RETICENT RULER
This month will mark the 10th anniversary that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas will have failed to ask a single question from the bench. Quite the feat, considering it’s been almost half a century since any other court justice went even a single term without doing so, let […]
Iowa Caucus Coverage (kind of)
All of the name calling, spit-firing and he-said she-saids have led up to this first step in ending this clown show we’ve called a presidential race. Tonight is the famous Iowa caucus. Of course you already know that, unless you’ve had your head stuck in a hole for […]
36th & Broadstreet
by Eric Rubelmann The ground has grown colder The flowers though grow taller Fail to emit a scent of serenity The clouds still allow sunshine But the pallor of your laughter Is what one would reserve for a scream My tattered peacoat still warms me The […]
At the Drive-In back together for tour, new music
Iconic post-hardcore group At The Drive-In have announced that they will embark on a world reunion tour in March. Tickets are on sale now for many locations. A full list of dates and locations can be found below. Additionally, the band have confirmed that they will release new music this year. […]
Flash-fable Cinderella Continues
by Lorri Primavera Cinderella was not getting along with Prince Charming, so she asked for her old job back as an unappreciated servant. Her stepmother had died recently and she knew her stepsisters were not doing very well. They couldn’t keep up with the housework and bills and so […]
TYRANNICAL TROOPER MUST PAY $180,000 JURY DECIDES
Back in 2012, Justin Wilkens was racing his Aprilia motorcycle and unknowingly passed Oregon State Police officer Rob Edwards, who was driving a black, unmarked Camaro. After flashing his lights, there was a brief 2 minute-long chase, then Edwards used the front-end of his Camaro to hit the bike, knocking […]
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