By Charlie Seller artwork by Dan Reece Eddie Burke was down on his knees in front of the toilet bowl staring at his lunch in its semi-digested state: a mixture of chunky yellows, pale greens and pureed processed veal patty. Anti-peristelsis: the bane of all junkies and their teeth. Beads of sweat grew and […]
By Cody S. Decker Boy, I’m fired up tonight. I watched the Kentucky Derby. American Pharaoh won that. I watched the Preakness. American Pharaoh won that. Tonight, I was going to watch the Belmont Stakes and hopefully see American Pharaoh win that, to witness sport history and see the first […]
By Johann Galloway Though there are bar & grills in my neck of the woods that have ocean views, fresh food and buxom staff, I usually prefer a particular locals pub when I’m in the mood for a stiff drink and good conversation. The uninspiring view through the tinted plate glass […]
By Maven Cade Leary Mental health disorders are nothing to take lightly. I’ve stood on the abyss, I have seen the edge, and while I am still on this side of that ravine, I understand how easily one can lose one’s grip and slip. I’ve dated two borderline personality disorders, […]
By Josh Chambers Bea2ooth is a hip hop producer based out of Manchester, NH who brings the golden era sound of music in his beats. Starting with a keyboard, a drum machine, and a little guidance from a close friend, Bea2ooth has worked his way up, and is currently producing […]
By Mark Linnhoefer International Affairs Desk Correspondent The USA Freedom Act has passed and been signed by Obama. Not surprising, as he announced prior to its passing that he deems this piece of legislation as a milestone to “ensure the privacy and civil liberties of the American people”. I’m not […]
from The Cannabist By Katie Shapiro, WOODY CREEK, Colo. — Hunter S. Thompson’s widow is planning on opening a museum dedicated to the gonzo journalist on the Aspen-area farm he lived on for more than 35 years. Owl Farm was the notorious home to Thompson, the father of gonzo journalism […]
Managing Editor David Pratt is pleased to announce the appointment of long-time staff writer Kidman J. Williams to the position of News Editor for GonzoToday.com. Kidman, who also produces and co-hosts the Great American Circus podcast for Gonzo Today, will join the online magazine’s editorial staff consisting of Founder and Editor-in-Chief Clayton Luce, Pratt, […]
Syracuse, New York – Martha Weizan (36) and Matthew Caleda (41) had to call for an emergency vehicle for a sexual mishap. The couple had mistaken a bottle of industrial glue for a bottle sexual lubricant. Needless to say the glue had gotten the not so happy couple stuck together. […]
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