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Couple Mistakes Super Glue for Sexual Lubrication

June 3, 2015 Kidman J. Williams Front page, News 0

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Syracuse, New York – Martha Weizan (36) and Matthew Caleda (41) had to call for an emergency vehicle for a sexual mishap.  The couple had mistaken a bottle of industrial glue for a bottle sexual lubricant.  Needless to say the glue had gotten the not so happy couple stuck together.

The couple attracted the attention of several other patients present at the time of their arrival at St. Joseph’s Hospital.  Despite the efforts of the paramedic team covering the couple who were stuck at their genitals; they were visibly naked.

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