Kevin Smith Destroys Man’s Marriage Proposal

May 5, 2015 Kidman J. Williams 0

By Kidman J. Williams Dan Allen is just your average regular guy who, like most men, wanted to make his marriage proposal extraordinary, amazing and untouchable for the woman that he loves.  Many men fail in the amazing category; there are a lot of YouTube wedding proposal fail videos to […]

Reality Quiz for Americans

May 4, 2015 Kyle K. Mann 0

By Kyle K. Mann 1)    The reason we are fighting in the Middle East is: a.    Greedy males want money and power b.    Greedy females compel males to fight for money and power c.    Because of hideous aliens with amazing powers d.    Frighteningly meaningless when […]

The Demise of Freedom

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

Or: the grueling disparity between theory and praxis  By Mark Linnhoefer A recent report in a German online publication caught my eyes a few weeks ago, stayed in my mind ever since, and has by now trickled down to my fingers which are therefore unable to rest until the implications […]

A Trip Down Abortion Lane

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By April S. Kelley It must have been four years ago when I terminated my pregnancy.  I remember it fondly. Yes, fondly. I was living in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I had a two-year-old daughter. I was on the pill — the fucking pill; never trust the goddamn pill. I was […]

Saturday Night in Kentucky

May 3, 2015 Cody S. Decker 0

By Cody S. Decker I know I live decently close to the city of Louisville.  And yes, I know that the Derby was today…trust me.  And no, I did not make it to the infield of Churchill Downs with all of the other folks just lookin’ to make the right […]

PICKUP

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By Dave Allen The redhead sat at the darkened end of the bar nursing a rum and Coke. Young men and women filled the room behind her, shooting darts and playing pool, mixing, mingling and pairing off. A constant cloud of sawdust hung in the air. From the jukebox, Garth […]

GonzoYesterdaze w/ Ralph Steadman: Drawing Vegas

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

I received an email from Ralph accompanied by this photo. We’ve been back and forth at each other since he sent me a bunch of gibberish making fun of my grandfather’s school bus. – Clayton Luce, editor-in-chief Dear Clayton, I wrote this shortly after returning to the UK after meeting and […]