Month: November 2014
The Death of Music?
The state of the music industry has gone down the proverbial shitter. I seriously believe that humans are evolving to have no taste in music. Hell maybe even tone deafness from the womb. Could it be my semi-old age giving me the cynical ear I’ve developed in the past couple […]
Dr. Bronners Vs. The FDA
By: Clayton L. Luce Dr. Bronners soap is now confronted with a legal struggle over its use of Freedom of Speech on its labels, which include ancient words of wisdom, drug addled banters, religious messages and political advocacy. The letter from the FDA stated: “Based on our review of the […]
Good Morning Americana
Good Morning Americana, It’s 50 degrees outside, the sun is just barely shining through the dense clouds and we woke up late. Extremely late. Consequently I had to take my daughter to school this morning. Half asleep, mongering around my house, trying not trip over a toy, or bowl of […]
Memoirs of an Internet Whore
“Crotch Rot” She was walking down the shit steam block, when it hit her. Crotch rot. Itchy, burning, awful, wet and rawness that spreads like an awful oily sebaceous cyst that will not go away with a bit of peanut butter. Why, you ask? Well, because much like breathing, […]
A weed by any other name would smell as sweet
By: David Pratt You would think in the victory lap of a populist movement focusing on civil liberty, freedom of choice and a plant that tends to unwind the uptight that you wouldn’t have to stress over busybody, school-hall-monitor types waiting to wash your mouth out with soap as soon […]
Rorschach technique, Ink for the brains
By: Jeroen Melis http://jeroenmelis.wordpress.com The Rorschach technique, is a projective personality assessment based on the test taker’s reactions to a series of 10 inkblot pictures.
“Yes, right, okay, here goes you twisted freaks. Tomorrow is Veterans Day. I’m a Veteran, as are many on this page [and GonzoToday]. I will take time out of my day, to shake hands, thank, and even salute as many Veterans as I can. Hunter S. Thompson was a Veteran. […]
Not for Laughs
By: Maven Cade Leary It’s 4:04 in the morning, the 21st of July, just a few days after Hunter S. Thompson’s birthday. The night, a long and treacherous journey, has returned me unscarred to my decrepit abode in the Cote-des-Neiges ghetto. A journey into the heart of Montreal, and the […]
Re-Evolution: A Thought Process
By: Maven Cade Leary A revolution in the social sense is a word that implies a change in a current state, where an established order must be destroyed in order to give way to another. The distinction between a rebellion, a revolution, and evolution is mostly in the way in […]
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