We celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day with the fervent abuse of our livers to honor, well, most people forgot what we honor. Hey, we are all Irish on this day because Saint Patrick was…wait…Saint Patrick was born in Scotland. Saint Patrick was born near Dumbarton, in Scotland in 387. So, why […]
artwork copyright© 2015 joeyfeldman, all rights reserved; www.joeyfeldman.com By: Kidman J. Williams Adolf Hitler was a cunt! That is the only statement that comes to mind when I think about the cowardly little former painter turned Cunty McTwatalot. I know, most writers would write something a little less abrasive, a little […]
By: Kidman J. Williams Sometimes at Gonzo Today (myself included) we get so caught up with hollering about the unjust, the corrupt and those examples only cover the political news. Sometimes we get to see great humans with great ideas and broad imaginations. This brings me to introduce you to […]
By: Kidman J. Williams It was around 1PM when Woody and I woke up in a post-drunken haze on my couch. I was awakened by the sadistic ramblings of Rachael Ray blaring through the speakers of my 55 inch plasma screen. Woody had been stirring for a minute or two […]
By: Kidman J. Williams Human cruelty and special needs has come to an all time high in (you might think I’m going to say Florida) Michigan. Close enough right? The Michigan House passed a “license to hate” bill, just one day after stalling a proposal to add gay rights protection […]
By: Kidman J. Williams In light of the holiday season, Illinois politicians are willing to give residents a new law that they slipped through as a surprise during the battle for a higher minimum wage. It seems that these little fat pigs decided that it was fine to pass a […]
By: Kidman J. Williams It is an inevitable fact that men not only pleasure themselves, but we enjoy it. We enjoy it so much that even when we are getting the humpty hump regularly we are still dating our hands. We’ve all known women that tell their men that masturbation […]
By: Kidman J. Williams I was startled awake by that damned nightmare again! The last time I had it was about ten years ago; I was living in sin, an hour north of Tampa, Florida with my cheating skank, ex-girlfriend. I am standing in a beautiful park area next to […]
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