Good Morning Americana, It’s 50 degrees outside, the sun is just barely shining through the dense clouds and we woke up late. Extremely late. Consequently I had to take my daughter to school this morning. Half asleep, mongering around my house, trying not trip over a toy, or bowl of […]
“Crotch Rot” She was walking down the shit steam block, when it hit her. Crotch rot. Itchy, burning, awful, wet and rawness that spreads like an awful oily sebaceous cyst that will not go away with a bit of peanut butter. Why, you ask? Well, because much like breathing, […]
By: David Pratt You would think in the victory lap of a populist movement focusing on civil liberty, freedom of choice and a plant that tends to unwind the uptight that you wouldn’t have to stress over busybody, school-hall-monitor types waiting to wash your mouth out with soap as soon […]
By: Jeroen Melis http://jeroenmelis.wordpress.com The Rorschach technique, is a projective personality assessment based on the test taker’s reactions to a series of 10 inkblot pictures.
By: Maven Cade Leary It’s 4:04 in the morning, the 21st of July, just a few days after Hunter S. Thompson’s birthday. The night, a long and treacherous journey, has returned me unscarred to my decrepit abode in the Cote-des-Neiges ghetto. A journey into the heart of Montreal, and the […]
Drugs, Sex and Forced Sodomy By Clayton L. Luce The Elections are over now, and the vote-pimps have receded back into dark-wet corners and underground bunkers and big pink Cadillac’s, with signs like “VOTE OR DIE” or “I’LL BREAK A LEG FOR THE GOP” crudely taped onto tinted windows. They […]
“Somebody once said that DNA moves in mysterious ways.” Dear Stockton, I know that as of late our recollections have been hazy and perhaps it is from too many years of abusing our bodies and minds or maybe it’s just the government. All that I can say for sure […]
I am an alien here. This terrestrial sphere is not my home. This land is not mine. My home is in the bottom of a bottle. I am a stranger here. I am a stranger here. I see all of these faces, and I hate them all for not seeing […]
“Somebody once said that DNA moves in mysterious ways.” could hear the drum beating. A strange dark rhythm coming from deep within the mist. My companion had come in full regalia. Full military gear complete with a Winchester Ar-15 assault rifle and a big ugly .45 Smith & Wesson. I […]
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