By: Kidman J. Williams (David Letterman on being called a non-voting Republican) “I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.” David Letterman is as American as Aunt Mable’s apple pie on a window sill. […]
by Maria Popova “Stuff your eyes with wonder… live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It’s more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.”
THE FOLLOWING WAS FOUND ON A CRAIGSLIST POST TODAY: After a closing shift last night, I realized that one of my portraits hanging up at the White Horse, Hunter S. Thompson, was missing from its place.
GonzoToday associate/friend and Louisville artist Grant Goodwine tells of his conversation with Ralph STEADman and his recent trip to the Realm. Hello all! I have just returned from London and Paris and got back into the swing of things again (except for sleep schedule…still needs a little adapting time) And […]
By Kidman J. Williams There is a new beard on the block. If you haven’t heard of The Marty Ray Project, I’m sure that will change very soon. He has been making a bit of noise on social media with his soulful renditions of old songs like Ice Ice Baby, […]
GonzoToday staff and family would like to wish a very warm and strange birthday to Ralph Steadman! From creating the graphic used in our logo, to submitting stories and generally giving us a hard time, we send our thoughts and love to Ralph and Anna on this special day! Art […]
By Kidman J. Williams Dan Allen is just your average regular guy who, like most men, wanted to make his marriage proposal extraordinary, amazing and untouchable for the woman that he loves. Many men fail in the amazing category; there are a lot of YouTube wedding proposal fail videos to […]
David Campbell Phillips. Past 10 years. Time to go. Moved to city. Left Kentucky fast. No looking back. New York City. 6th floor walkup. No air con. New sales job. Never used Outlook. No tech knowledge. Excited, anxious, lonely. Walked fucking everywhere. Made new friends. Joined new gym. Aussie from […]
Poor, like us? I see the sun’s a’risin I hear horses on the tracks I see money hungry wolves with dollars burnt on their backs They’re beating on their wallets, they’re placing loose bets but I bet they don’t sleep when laying on their necks. They are Burning Carolina They’re burning […]
EDITORS NOTE: I asked Ralph for Gardening Tips and he sent me this terrible screed and the following message: “I did this weird story about a Toadstool Island that appeared one day on a moss covered root on an old dead tree!? See if you can open it and make […]
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