Drug Run

January 16, 2017 Gonzo Today 0

By: Dr. Rocket with Ms. Gonzo The capacity crowd at Wild Bill’s Saloon were wildly yet amiably drunk that late August night, and some had also gotten high out in the parking lot. All were on their feet. The sweaty young Texas hipsters knew that this was the final performance […]

The Internet Just Raped My Brain

January 16, 2017 Gonzo Today 0

By: Coach Dan The internet. What was once a marvel of modern civilization has quickly deteriorated into a hub for perverts, dope fiends, crooks, and cats. The Uneducated Elite, who in the past was resigned to sitting on their trailer steps and guzzling Bud Light by the quart while they […]

Story Girls

January 16, 2017 Gonzo Today 0

By: Michael Chin Jackson and Lily went to St. Peter’s because their father wanted to steer them from the bad influences of a public high school. He told them getting an education was not about smoking in bathrooms or fist fights or winding up pregnant before graduation. Jackson knew the […]

Johnny Sin: Album Review

December 31, 2016 Kidman J. Williams 0

Review by: Kidman J. Williams Johnny Sin is a punk rocker from the mean cow patties of Wisconsin. Yes the cheese state. Sin’s sleazy guitar and hilarious lyrics propel the album in what can only be described as a fifteen day rum bender walking out of a dirty men’s room […]

The Doors First Album and Mary Werbelow: 50 Years on

December 30, 2016 Kyle K. Mann 0

by Kyle K. Mann (Note: A Nov. 15, 2017 update is included at the bottom. This article first appeared in GonzoToday.com on Dec. 30, 2016.) January 4, 1967: Imagine it. It’s a new year, and there is some amazing music floating around, like nothing we had ever heard before. A […]

The Ruin of Saturday Morning Cartoons

August 24, 2016 Kidman J. Williams 0

By: Kidman J. Williams I used to love Saturday morning cartoons. I couldn’t wait to wake up, go out into the kitchen and get myself a heaping bowl of Apple Jacks and park my Under Roos clad booty in front of the television to watch all my favorite shows of […]

10 Real Questions For Hillary Clinton

August 17, 2016 Donnie Casto II 0

By: Donnie Casto II Most ardent liberals and progressives who continue to ride the DNC paradigm after facts show they sabotaged Bernie’s campaign for Hillary. These individuals are committed to statism and Hillary’s principles: lie, distract, deny, and deceive.   10 QUESTIONS for Hillary and her supporters   (1). When […]