These Damn Brakes

May 8, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

art by Kelly Archibald By Mark Linnhoefer The damned brakes were not working anymore, and had not been working for quite a while. Still, we were three people huddled together on a small electric scooter doing about 28 miles per hour on a freeway in the middle of the night, all heavily tripping […]

Hunter, Henson & The Great Gonzo

May 6, 2015 Dr. Ash Tree Gonzo 0

By Ashley Beth In this post-counter culture age, where the  Druggery and Decadence of the Sixties, or as my generation sees it, the Designated Play Time our parents got to enjoy, resulted with Nixon signing a federal Controlled Substance Act in 1970; the name Hunter S Thompson seems to be […]

Reality Quiz for Americans

May 4, 2015 Kyle K. Mann 0

By Kyle K. Mann 1)    The reason we are fighting in the Middle East is: a.    Greedy males want money and power b.    Greedy females compel males to fight for money and power c.    Because of hideous aliens with amazing powers d.    Frighteningly meaningless when […]

A Trip Down Abortion Lane

May 3, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By April S. Kelley It must have been four years ago when I terminated my pregnancy.  I remember it fondly. Yes, fondly. I was living in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I had a two-year-old daughter. I was on the pill — the fucking pill; never trust the goddamn pill. I was […]

Saturday Night in Kentucky

May 3, 2015 Cody S. Decker 0

By Cody S. Decker I know I live decently close to the city of Louisville.  And yes, I know that the Derby was today…trust me.  And no, I did not make it to the infield of Churchill Downs with all of the other folks just lookin’ to make the right […]