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Sabratha, Libya – A sand-covered truck approaches from the west filled with rebel soldiers, rifles by their sides. The muzzle of an AK-47 glints underneath the desert sun. Worn eyes stare out behind a muslin headscarf. Nearby, despair. Impact crater. A big one. Smouldering debris. Lifeless bodies strewn about like […]
Senator Bernie Sanders filed a petition protesting the Democratic National Committee’s quiet lifting of a ban on donations from federal lobbyists and political action committees. There are reports from the Washington Post that the DNC surreptitiously changed the rules at some point during the last few months. There are […]
Bill Clinton had been silent up until this week. The plaid lumberjack shirt he put on this morning reminded him of his masculinity and the days when dozens of soldiers saluted him just for getting off an airplane. As the chauffeur was letting him out of his limo to […]
On Wednesday, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders were asked at a Democratic town hall event to express their views concerning the legalization of recreational and medical marijuana. The event aired nationwide on CNN and featured the two presidential candidates answering questions from a moderator before a packed house. To give […]
This month will mark the 10th anniversary that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas will have failed to ask a single question from the bench. Quite the feat, considering it’s been almost half a century since any other court justice went even a single term without doing so, let […]
All of the name calling, spit-firing and he-said she-saids have led up to this first step in ending this clown show we’ve called a presidential race. Tonight is the famous Iowa caucus. Of course you already know that, unless you’ve had your head stuck in a hole for […]
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Back in 2012, Justin Wilkens was racing his Aprilia motorcycle and unknowingly passed Oregon State Police officer Rob Edwards, who was driving a black, unmarked Camaro. After flashing his lights, there was a brief 2 minute-long chase, then Edwards used the front-end of his Camaro to hit the bike, knocking […]
After a heated Fall election, Canadian-born senator, Ted Cruz, is seated as President of the United States. Heidi Cruz, as first lady, promptly gets to business redecorating the White House to resemble a Texas ranch house. A fiercely loyal supporter of Israel, Cruz immediately appoints a recently retired Benjamin Netanyahu […]
David Bowie, the legendary singer-songwriter and actor, has died after a long battle with cancer. He was 69. The artist’s Facebook page announced the news, with the singer’s rep confirming his death to Rolling Stone. “David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18-month battle with cancer,” […]
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