Memos from the National Affairs Desk with Doc Jeffurious Higgason Jan 31, 2016

. . . SHIT TRUMP SAYS . . . CUDDLE PARTY ETIQUETTE . . . PISSED IN SAN FRANCISCO . . . MERLIN’S MAGIC-MAKING HUB SEEKS MASTER LEGO BUILDERS . . . GONZOFEST 2016 . . . COCKROACH LOVE . . .