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A MESSAGE AND PLEDGE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS
A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE GONZO TODAY PUBLISHER- words & art by Clayton Luce For those of you feeling a punch in your gut that “you are out of touch and living in a bubble,” go with your gut. You were. For those of you feeling victorious, you are next […]

The Enemy of Our Enemy Got the Vote
by Ashley Beth “If you wish to understand what Revolution is, call it Progress; and if you wish to understand what Progess is, call it Tomorrow.” -Victor Hugo, ‘Les Miserables’ 1862 It will never be a good idea to start any political article with the following statement but I […]

The Shock of Trump
by Kyle K. Mann Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States. The Associated Press called Wisconsin for Trump at about 2:30 AM Eastern time, 11:30 PM Pacific It’s not an easy thing to eat crow, but here it is: I was dead wrong about Trump’s chances. I’m sitting […]

MESSAGE FROM RALPH STEADMAN:
“The whole fiasco is about to play out – and it affects us all Worldwide. We are all pretty depressed over here too.”

The 58th Annual Founding Fathers’ Debate
by Tess F. Stevens Thomas Jefferson takes off his powdered wig and sits near a gas lamp that hasn’t been useful since 1774. In the ghostly hours of the early morning, he pulls out his quill, dips it in some ink and starts to write. The tip of the instrument glides across […]

Coming soon: GT Talks to Ralph Steadman
Editor’s note: We requested Ralph Steadman grant us an interview. He sent us this reply with a few illustrations, a poem Hunter sent him and a poem of his own: Hi! David I am sure it is all for the best! Glad you are still pressing on with things! Your […]

Societal Death by a Thousand Cuts
by Martin Lynch it’s no longer shell shock the term is too shocking it’s no longer hysterical neurosis the term itself causes hysteria it’s no longer battle fatigue the term causes undue weariness it’s no longer post traumatic stress disorder as the term implies pathology it’s now called post traumatic […]

The Ruin of Saturday Morning Cartoons
By: Kidman J. Williams I used to love Saturday morning cartoons. I couldn’t wait to wake up, go out into the kitchen and get myself a heaping bowl of Apple Jacks and park my Under Roos clad booty in front of the television to watch all my favorite shows of […]

Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton – A Foaming Sleazeball from Hell versus An Iron Lady, Hands Dripping with Blood
By: Heathcote Williams The total obscenity of the American Dream Comes to fruition in Donald J. Trump: “We need a leader that wrote ‘The Art of the Deal.’ ” He declares on his Presidential stump. What’s wrong is that Trump’s best-selling volume, On the virtues of property speculation, Wasn’t written […]
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