by Kidman J. Williams “Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.” – Bob Saget “Jared, don’t fuck a goat. You hear me, son? Because a goat – no, listen. No, fuckin’ listen. Put it on receive, dude. A goat… why am […]
by Kidman J. Williams The day has come. Betty White has passed away. Maybe she saw something about 2022 that none of us have seen and locked those old brakes up? White was less than a month away from her centennial birthday. Betty White was born, Betty Marion White on […]
by Kidman J. Williams “It’s Christmas time pretty baby!” Who doesn’t get a warm feeling when Elvis Presley playfully declares that on the airwaves through your car speaker? Even if you aren’t a pretty baby, your cheeks get a little red and your body starts getting excited with the anticipation […]
by Philip Sayback – www.mayhemrockstarmagazine.us This article was originally posted with permission of www.mayhemrockstarmagazine.us, a partner of Gonzo Today. Dec. 8 — Dropkick Murphys premiered the video for its latest single this week. The band debuted the video for its new single, ‘Good As Gold.’ The song and its video are the […]
by Kidman J. Williams Some songs take us back to better memories, horrible past indiscretions, and even awful women we dated. One of the songs that has always stuck with me was a little tune called “Lake Shore Drive” by Chicago’s favorite one hit wonders, Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah. I recall […]
by Kidman J. Williams They say you should be thankful on Thanksgiving. Thankful for what exactly? My family were not early settlers of the new land. We were still in Scotland fending off the English. Should I feel thankful that the English screwed over another race of people? The English […]
by Kidman J. Williams Rude boys and girls bust out your 50-inch Jnco jeans and designer wallet chains! Roots of Creation has made a collection of Dub music that will make your grandma jive and your bong quiver. And when your grandma does start dancing, make sure to get that […]
by Kidman J. Williams Yes I did! I said it. You read that title correct. Since Thomas Jefferson’s parents didn’t bestow a grand middle name for him, he will now be called, Thomas “Cowardice Clown Bitch” Jefferson (for short, Tom-bitch Jefferson) from now until we can actually eradicate racism and […]
by Kidman J. Williams Blacktop Mojo comes out swinging with their high-octane Texas sex sludge metal sound on their fourth album, simply titled Blacktop Mojo. Don’t make the mistake of dismissing this collection because of the album title. This album is nothing short of being a diamond in your collection. […]
Kidman J. Williams pictured at the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut Hello everybody, this is Kidman Williams, E.I.C. of GonzoToday.com. Recently we have removed article material that we discovered does not meet our standards of verification. All of us at Gonzo Today have prided ourselves on keeping a high […]
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