by Cliff Gogh A note from the Managing Editor: When Cliff Gogh asked if Gonzo Today would consider publishing his short audiobook about loving affirmations of kindness, this Editor’s first thought was “We don’t need no loving affirmations – We Are Outlaws!” The thought was presented. The idea was […]
Editor’s note: The below post arrived written on parchment paper flown in by a turkey buzzard with a Florida license plate attached to its tail fathers. With the written essay came a note from a “Senor Hartsvelder” informing us that the recent republican debate had caused Dr. Bones severe stress and infected his home […]
by Stephen Aloysius Bischoff Living in a world so cold you gotta be tough as buffalo nuts Fur mane so thick you can’t run fingers Through haphazardly braided knots Born with a second skin, a skeleton hidden in the basement When the master calls at night for what […]
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by Eric Rubelmann The ground has grown colder The flowers though grow taller Fail to emit a scent of serenity The clouds still allow sunshine But the pallor of your laughter Is what one would reserve for a scream My tattered peacoat still warms me The […]
Art by Joey Feldman by Marc D. Goldfinger Everyone gets to pay the gatekeeper. In the end we pay with the only currency that we own. The gatekeeper’s desires are simple. All he wants is all we’ve got. They call me the Troll. I’m a gatekeeper of sorts and […]
by Lorri Primavera Cinderella was not getting along with Prince Charming, so she asked for her old job back as an unappreciated servant. Her stepmother had died recently and she knew her stepsisters were not doing very well. They couldn’t keep up with the housework and bills and so […]
The Hushing Sound of Falling Snowflakes by Ron Whitehead It snowed during the night and giant flakes are still gently falling. The snow isn’t letting up. I walk and walk and walk. I am in awe of the beauty blanketing me. I’ve lost track of time. I find myself […]
by Kurt Doonesbury Portland’s unofficial slogan might be “Keep Portland Weird” but for New York it is just a mutual understanding among the locals. When you have a population of over 8,000,000 people, Weird is naturally going to be a demographic the politicians will have to cater to along […]
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