Bird Dog Bourbon Whiskey

Name: Bird Dog Bourbon Whiskey

ABV: 40%

Proof: 80


Bird Dog Bourbon Whiskey is best used in grandmas cough syrup with a little bit of lemon, honey, black-strap molasses and a nice fat habanero pepper in there to burn out your taste-buds before it goes down. By no means should you ever drink this whiskey straight or in the company of friends.

A budget whiskey for a budget price, this particular whiskey has most of its value in the bottle- physically and metaphorically. It is good for cleaning used car parts or throwing into the eyes of your enemies.

I drink it regularly, but only because I am poor, have no taste-buds left and the only thing cheaper is Isopropyl alcohol.