Gonzo Today: Still Standing Tall

February 29, 2024 Kyle K. Mann 0

Gonzo Today’s official position on U.S. politics is simple: we are disgusted by both parties. The current looming Biden/Trump rematch is an atrocity that is both scary and laughable. How is this even happening?

DeSantis: Paradise, Palm Trees, & Prejudice

June 5, 2023 Kidman J. Williams 0

by KIDMAN J. WILLIAMS Since 2019 Ron DeSantis has been the 46th governor of Florida. He went into the governor’s mansion as an obsequious sycophant; he is trying to leave as President of the United States of America. All of the ways he followed Trump like a lost puppy with […]

Can Kennedy’s Camelot Conquer?

May 6, 2023 Kidman J. Williams 0

by KIDMAN J. WILLIAMS The candidates are revving up for the dethroning of our near catatonic, catastrophic, military run President, good ole Joe. We as a country are well aware of the looming Donald Trump population of voters, and we don’t quite know about the DeSantis campaign yet. Although stones […]

Martin Luther King Jr Died Twice

January 19, 2023 Kidman J. Williams 0

by Kidman J. Williams Of all of the immortal figures in United States’ history, nobody is more deserving of their own holiday than Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. His dream of a world where all men, women, and children are treated as equals seems as far away in some respects […]

What to Do About Grandpa

January 1, 2022 Gonzo Today 0

by Wilson Krause Old folks’ homes are not the most pleasant of places. For one thing, they’re so sterile that they more closely resemble hospitals than houses. They’ve got that hospital smell, the one that makes me want to stay home and snap my compound fracture back into place by […]

Living on Biden Street

September 1, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett – Greetings from Scranton Worried that conquest, war, famine and death frame our species’ current hell on earth? Fear not. Come to Biden Street. City officials here in President Joe Biden’s Pennsylvania birthplace recently approved a resolution to rename good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening […]

Rush Limbaugh: Not a Nice Epitaph

February 18, 2021 Kidman J. Williams 0

by: Kidman J. Williams You don’t forget the people that make your skin crawl with a simple handshake. I met Rush Limbaugh back in 2010 while working for WLS Radio in Chicago. Unfortunately, I remember it like it was yesterday. He was boastful, loud, and his big round belly sloshed […]