Return of the Drifter
Aramie M. Bloom: The world will never be the same again.
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Pulling Your Lever
Satires, Sarcasms, and Musings By: Doc Jeffurious I recall a time in my life when I was a proud participant of the sacred civic appointment to cast a ballot during election season. I haven’t missed a vote in my thirty years of being registered to do so. In my young and more formative years. I, like many of us, […]
Standing on Top of the World
By: Aramie M. Bloom About one hour ago, without ropes and seeming to possess Alex Honnold-levels of Lexapro-brain, two artists somehow ascended to the top of the Empire State Building. And then they got engaged. But not before unfurling a flag with a message that reads as the biggest and […]
Love Me Budtender
The Great American Pot Race (With Low-Gravity Side Effects and Red-Eye) By: Doc Jeffurious – Reporting from A Whole Hell of a lot of Existence Satire, Sarcasms, and Musings “I’ve worn lots of shoes.” – Forrest Gump The American Dream? It’s a hallucination fueled by exhaustion and bad coffee. It is a marathon where the finish line is a heart […]
Muddy Creek & Co | Out Of Nowhere Into The “Fryin’ Pan”.
by; Doc Jeffurious In the mid-winter, arctic landscape of 2026, Southern Illinois’ own Muddy Creek & Co. heats it up, proving once again why they are the reigning heavyweights of “y’allternative” rock. Following the success of their introspective Fighters & Lovers era, the four-piece powerhouse is set to turn up […]
Hope, Hate, Love, & Fear
by TopIX Everybody yearns for times that Are simpler man. That Leave it to Beaver shit is a Fairy tale in a well marketed Soup can. The politicians feed you the commercial, You buy it, You consume, You assume It is presumed That The product Will NOT Put you in […]
Holiday Hangover: I’m Not Depressed, I’m Just Alive
by: Aramie M. Bloom “Christmas is a rotten hype & all we can do is ride it out.”-Hunter S. Thompson, in a letter to journalist Hughes Rudd I couldn’t stand to do much this year. For the holidays, I mean. The phrase “a rotten hype” would have been accurate for all […]
Trump Doubles Down on TDS Diagnosis
by Kidman J. Williams The death of any celebrity usually comes with a lot of public grief, remembrances, and positive love for the work they did over their respective careers. Leave it to President Trump to politicize Rob and Michele Reiner’s murder. Trump went on Truth Social to address the […]
Gonzo Isn’t Dead – It Just Smells That Way
by Aramie M. Bloom The Ending Cold. Gonzo is dead. I can hear the dirt falling onto its coffin, tumbling from a spade. Thud – thud – thud – scrape – thud – thwack I don’t feel anything. Gonzo died for me eight years ago. It died as I hid […]
Goat Scrote of the Month: President Donald Trump
by Kidman J. Williams Goat Scrote of the Month – President Donald J. Trump The honor of being Gonzo Today’s very first “Goat Scrote of the Month” goes to none other than the master of manipulation to those with an IQ equivalent to their dick size and much less than […]