Bonkers Biden Goes Off the Rails

November 7, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett By the time I got home from President Joe Biden’s Scranton speech last month, I stood with my official White House issued Gonzo Today press credential hanging from my neck, fuming in the kitchen, threatening to tear off my white dress shirt without unbuttoning the buttons. My […]

Living on Biden Street

September 1, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett – Greetings from Scranton Worried that conquest, war, famine and death frame our species’ current hell on earth? Fear not. Come to Biden Street. City officials here in President Joe Biden’s Pennsylvania birthplace recently approved a resolution to rename good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening […]

Hey Hey Hey Old Weird Cosby Gets Away

August 4, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by Steve Corbett – (Greetings From Scranton) Gas up the Corvette, Mr. President, it’s time to hit the high road. I’ve invited Joe Biden to pick me up in Scranton so we can tear down the Pennsylvania Turnpike to Bill Cosby’s Elkins Park estate and demand Cosby give back the […]

When You Gotta Go You Gotta Go

July 1, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

Greetings From Scranton by Steve Corbett I hope somebody told Joe Biden to expect me. Even though White House press office staff still hasn’t answered my emailed questions for the president, it looks like gatekeepers agree I’m a legitimate member of the press and will clear me for a visit. […]

From Seed to Shining Seed

May 1, 2021 Steve Corbett 0

by: Steve Corbett I want to get high with Joe Biden. Show the U.S.A. we’re reasonable doobie brothers, especially when it comes to the increasing national demand for decriminalization and legalization of marijuana. We need to germinate immediate action on federal legislation that will take root and blossom into a […]

Greetings from Scranton

March 31, 2021 Gonzo Today 0

by: Stephen Corbett Dear President Biden, Greetings from Scranton, Joey! You don’t mind if I call you Joey, do you? I turn 70 in June and have first cousins here who still call me Stevie. And we still call that lug of a Democratic U.S. Sen. Robert P. Casey Jr. we’re stuck […]