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November 11, 2014 Gonzo Today 0

“Yes, right, okay, here goes you twisted freaks. Tomorrow is Veterans Day. I’m a Veteran, as are many on this page [and GonzoToday]. I will take time out of my day, to shake hands, thank, and even salute as many Veterans as I can. Hunter S. Thompson was a Veteran. […]

The 2014 Elections are Over

November 8, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

Drugs, Sex and Forced Sodomy By Clayton L. Luce The Elections are over now, and the vote-pimps have receded back into dark-wet corners and underground bunkers and big pink Cadillac’s, with signs like “VOTE OR DIE” or “I’LL BREAK A LEG FOR THE GOP” crudely taped onto tinted windows. They […]

I am a Stranger Here

November 6, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

I am an alien here. This terrestrial sphere is not my home. This land is not mine. My home is in the bottom of a bottle. I am a stranger here. I am a stranger here. I see all of these faces, and I hate them all for not seeing […]

Fear & Loathing with Colonel Leonard Pt 2

November 6, 2014 Clayton Luce 0

“Somebody once said that DNA moves in mysterious ways.” could hear the drum beating. A strange dark rhythm coming from deep within the mist. My companion had come in full regalia. Full military gear complete with a Winchester Ar-15 assault rifle and a big ugly .45 Smith & Wesson. I […]

Obama and the Death of Fast Cars

May 16, 2008 Clayton Luce 0

This morning President Obama woke up from a long nap deep underground Washington D.C., in a heavily fortified bunker, and pushed a button. Moments later mournful shrieks were heard all over Detroit slums and middle class compounds, and General Motors set an army of heavily armed attorneys into court to […]