Do the Trump (dance)
Words and music by Kyle K Mann aka Kyle Keilman First published in 2017 at GonzoToday.com Uhhh… all rights reserved – for entertainment purposes only.
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Trump Again. Now What?
As a nonpartisan commentator, I’m disgusted by both parties. I reject the entire political system of the U.S.A., based as it is on money. There’s a reason every time I looked at You Tube I saw one of the candidates begging for money. The homeless street people have more dignity.
Summer of Weird
There’s a theory that alien beings “harvest” human bad vibes by psychic means. They literally feed off our distress and negative energy, the theory goes. If true, they are doing a mighty good job making us all crazy. The old bumper sticker “Ignore alien orders” applies here.
Why Your Vote is Meaningless
So let’s eat, drink and be merry. But don’t come to me seeking my participation in the vote this fall. I will spend my remaining lifetime not voting for the lesser of two weasels.
The Biden
by Kidman J. Williams Did President Joe Biden and his people help send candidate and former President Donald Trump to court, probably not. If they did, does that make Trump less guilty… ABSOLUTELY NOT. Trump was as guilty as New York Representative Fred Richmond with his underage male prostitute. The […]
The Pets: On the Furniture
by D. Jeffurious From the hurried metroplex of Olney, Illinois. Home of White Squirrels and also a lasting punk legacy located south of Chicago in so many ways from the literal to the figurative, and the philosophical. Those who know, remember the glorious Toucan Slam. The band served as the […]
Beyonce’s COWBOY CARTER: Racism vs Authenticity
by Kidman J. Williams Beyoncé Knowles, the big Bee has ventured into the country music genre with Cowboy Carter. That is old news. Everyone around the world saw the proclamation with her cute cowgirl hat at the Grammy’s and her overbearing husband’s (Jay-Z) speech about how she hasn’t won the […]
American Nazism
by Kidman J. Williams American Nazism is arguably the greatest example of an oxymoron that the United States has ever seen. Yet, here we are in 2023 still dealing with these hateful imbeciles whom hide behind the blanket of conservatism, extreme nationalism, and child safety. Their newest newsworthy escapade found […]
SILENCE IS GOLDEN
by Count Iain Blair Marcel took another painkiller, gingerly lifted his coffee with his right hand to take a sip, and promptly poured most of it down the front of his new white linen shirt, dropping the mug in the process. Fuck! He should have listened to the doctor. “You’ll have to wear this cast for six weeks. Do not try and use your […]
DeSantis: Paradise, Palm Trees, & Prejudice
by KIDMAN J. WILLIAMS Since 2019 Ron DeSantis has been the 46th governor of Florida. He went into the governor’s mansion as an obsequious sycophant; he is trying to leave as President of the United States of America. All of the ways he followed Trump like a lost puppy with […]