Or: The chickens have come home to roost

November 11, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Mark Linnhoefer ‘Fuck.’ was my first thought as my alarm rang at an atrocious volume. I had set it so I wouldn’t miss the results of this shitfest of an election. The notion that any vote in essence comes down to choosing between a Giant Douche and a […]

The Crack of Dawn

November 5, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Joseph Siess …Mother Mary & the Morning of Terrible Judgment…Mad Dash to the Coast…Extreme Behavior on Av. Boa Viagem… I came to around 6 am. The Pole sat on the far end of the couch, wide-eyed with a confused look on his thin face. A hazy morning light […]

Hunter S. Thompson: The Champion of Fun

October 30, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

  by Todd Brendan Fahey originally appeared in the March 1991 issue of Fling I remember very crisply my introduction to the cult of Hunter S. Thompson. Having already broasted the front side of my body under a thin ozone layer one warm August afternoon in Santa Barbara, I traded […]

DISPATCH FROM RALPH STEADMAN

October 30, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

story by Ralph STEADman art by Joey Feldman TAXI TO THE SUBURBS … NO ROOM AT THE INN …  A SAVAGE ENCOUNTER ON A STAIRWAY IN THE DARK… TERROR HITCHES A LIFT ON THE BATTERSEA PARK ROAD… I must’ve been early getting to the Latchmere Theatre that Monday. The theatre […]

The Real Truth About the Ten Commandments

August 17, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

By: Connor Hoon The Ten Commandments as laid out by the late great Charlton Heston have been a source of scrutiny. Especially the first five. The first five are the laws about God and the last five are for man. You will notice that the last five are pretty much […]