Articles by Gonzo Today
Connecting The Dots Part II
Or: perpetual warfare is the new black By: Mark Linnhoefer These past weeks have been pretty hard on my heart, to be honest. It seems every time I decide to sit down and read some news, I come across some statement so incredibly, dangerously stupid that it makes me cringe. […]
The Pilgrim
artwork by Steven Joseph Osuchowski by Eric Pahel My flight had landed, and after a short detainment to determine the nature of my stay and check for any past associations which may have implicated me in some past deviance, I was permitted to continue. While they were unable to find any suspicious associations, they […]
WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE
By: Rick Kepler Senator Herod Foghorn sat behind his senatorial desk, his aides at his senatorial side, at-the-ready to address his senatorial commands. “Did the call come in yet?” he inquired of his staff. “Goddam it, he’s already called the leaders from the other side. I’m the goddam majority leader. […]
ORWELL WAS RIGHT
Or: why can‘t we learn from the past? by Mark Linnhoefer It seems like just yesterday that Snowden blew the whistle on the NSA, and yet it also seems like it never happened at all. At least that is the feeling I got when I heard that the Cyber Intelligence […]
MY AMAZING INTERVIEW W/THE 1%
by Rick Kepler I felt like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, except only one “golden ticket” was stuffed in a loaf of cheap white bread, and I, the holder of that ticket, won the prize, the opportunity to interview the masters of the universe, the top one per centers in […]
Williams, O’Reilly form Gonzo News Network
by Yail Bloor, mail clerk, National Affairs Desk Yesterday, intrepid NBC news anchor Brian Williams joined forces with profound Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly to form a new 24-hour cable news channel, The Gonzo News Network. “We were tired of all the pretty boys and vapid girls sitting behind desks, […]
GOD’S RUNNER
by Ralph Steadman “I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn’t know I could commit suicide at any time,” he told me many years ago, and I knew he meant it. It wasn’t a case of if but when. He didn’t reckon he would make it beyond […]
GonzoFest 2015: Organizers wooing Bill Murray with viral campaign
by Melissa Chipman; reposted from Insider Louisville It’s buried in GonzoFest’s Indiegogo campaign page: potentially the most exciting part of this year’s event. But it won’t happen without your help. The folks behind GonzoFest are launching a concerted effort and a viral video campaign to convince iconic actor Bill Murray […]
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