The Canals of Lake Okeechobee

April 9, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

artwork copyright© 2015 joeyfeldman, all rights reserved www.joeyfeldman.com By Marc D. Goldfinger There is no sense of time here.  Have I been in the Troll’s basement for thirty days?  Or has it been thirty years?  The other junkies who dropped in here today tell me that it is raining outside.  […]

Dear Diary, I Hate this Camp: Re-educating the 1%

March 30, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

artwork copyright© 2015 joeyfeldman, all rights reserved www.joeyfeldman.com By: Rick Kepler Dear Diary, This is not an easy story to tell. But tell it I must, in the hope that one day, in the very near future, this terrible tragedy that has befallen us will be reversed and society will […]

Adopting a Canine and the Right to Die: Part One

March 29, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By: Clay Hamilton Part 1: Making Ghost Vows  “I am calling to say goodbye to you, “ I explained calmly. “If it were cancer, I would call my loved ones to say goodbye, and anyway, why should I have to hide my imminent death?” I asked without leaving room for an […]

The Empty Bed In My Cell

March 26, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

art copyright© 2015 joeyfeldman, all rights reserved www.joeyfeldman.com   By Marc D. Goldfinger There’s a story everywhere we look.  Sometimes we don’t want to see the story, but we can’t help ourselves.  This is one of those times. My mother and father moved to Florida in 1982.  I can remember it […]

It’s time to reinstate Pete Rose

March 25, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

By: Eric Pahel “If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I’d wear a dress.” Mickey Mantle Pete Rose has applied for reinstatement to baseball for the third time. I hope he gets it. I loved watching Pete play when I was a kid. The only person […]