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I Told Jesus Christ

January 4, 2016 Gonzo Today 0

by David Wood I told Jesus Christ I don’t like him. I don’t like him because he dresses like a fucking hippy and does even less. I don’t like him because he asked me for money and he told me about all the people he helped. I don’t like him […]

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Move Over Goebbels, Trump’s in Da House!

December 29, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by Radical X “Social Media: Like Owning A Newspaper but without the losses.”  – Donald Trump Behind the schoolboy rhetoric and dandelion fuzz lies an unlikely GOP  front-runner whose populist anti-immigrant rhetoric and ‘All American’ free market thinking have divided the Republican party and re-ignited the race to the Whitehouse. […]

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National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody

December 26, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

CLICK TO READ National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody is an American humor book that was first published in 1973. It was a spin-off from National Lampoon magazine. The book was a parody of a high school yearbook from the early 1960s. It was edited by P. J. O’Rourke […]

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So Many Dick Pics

December 26, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

by April S. Kelley I will never understand why guys send pictures of their genitalia to girls they barely know. What is it they gain from this revealing exchange? What do they think we do with said pictures? I will tell you one thing with certainty. No one, and I […]

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An Open Letter to My Church . . .

December 14, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

A Statement from the Managing Editor: “…and you thought we were all godless heathens! Well, mostly we are. But the Gonzo reach goes far and, believe it or not, we even got church Gonzos. The anonymous writer of this article, now a Unitarian Universalist, hits on some interesting tenets of […]

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The Ambassador

December 13, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

  By Malcolm Mc Neill The first time I saw Mrs. Smith, she was lying next to me on the side of a bus. Later that same day I spotted her husband on the side of another one. De rigueur as it is for Hollywood movie stars, each of them […]

Trial: a novel

December 13, 2015 Gonzo Today 0

  by Mask Linnhoefer Chapter 1 As I awoke I instantly realized that I had not been in this bad of shape for a while. I slowly managed to open my eyes, frantically beginning to examine my surroundings, discovering a beer, some coke, and a bong on my night table. I […]