Caffeine supplies were dwindling to dangerously low levels. Given the night of tornado warnings, this was a problem. As was the broken hurricane shutter. Intermittent blackouts were rolling through the area more frequently than the waves hitting Brickell. This was a problem, as we no longer had consistent access […]
I was born in 1983. Fuck me… My mother nearly held out till ’84, but that wouldn’t have made a difference. The end of ’85 like my brother, though? Lucky little prick. He may have snuck in there before the cut-off. Probably landed in the grace period, if nothing […]
Life on the cosmic rug called Earth at best is humanly exhausting. On the journey to achieving self-knowledge of what condition our condition is in, we are inevitably going to face the emotional equivalent of The Big Lebowski: Treehorn’s thugs, Maude, Walter, and nihilists wanting to cut off our proverbial Johnson. […]
Harry Dean Stanton as the Narrator; Jim Jarmusch as Raoul Duke; and Maury Chaykin as Dr. Gonzo
Harry Dean Stanton, Jul 14, 1926 – Sep 15, 2017 “I only eat so I can smoke and stay alive. The only fear I have is how long consciousness is gonna hang on after my body goes. I just hope there’s nothing. Like there was before I was born. I’m not […]
It’s like the first breath of fresh air on a cold fall evening. Chills to the bone, but you know what’s done is done, and it’s on to the next day. From a month ago till now, so many things have changed, and I’ve found my calling in music, yet […]
I lost my job in the spring of 2017. After a month of depression and the depletion of my funds, I started selling my most useless, although valuable possessions. Items sold are as follows: A bicycle without a seat or innertubes, a vintage slide projector from the 1950’s, a child’s […]
My girlfriend has given me many opportunities to listen to new music. For example, Jessica Lea Mayfield, Morgan Heringer, Jeff Mangum and John Darnielle are all songwriters I would never seek out. But I know who they are now. Do I know their albums or song titles? Fuck no. She […]
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EDITORS NOTE: We received this submission from a strange Italian man who asked to be called Dada Skabowabo since his real name would link him back to things we didn’t want to know about. We tried to do what we could, but the original manuscript had blood on it that smeared the […]
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