by Aramie M. Bloom The Ending Cold. Gonzo is dead. I can hear the dirt falling onto its coffin, tumbling from a spade. Thud – thud – thud – scrape – thud – thwack I don’t feel anything. Gonzo died for me eight years ago. It died as I hid […]
By: Doc Jeffurious All Hallow’s Eve is when the followers of Samhain return to unleash their attention upon the world of the living. Taking to the streets, demanding humanity’s eternal soul, and malted milk balls. Adorned in regalia from the specter of Death itself to Jason Voorhees, to plump Baby […]
Now the Raiders are a laughing stock, a clown show of a team. And for Pete Carroll, now the oldest head coach in NFL history, the question becomes, are we at rock bottom yet?
Pete Carroll and the 2025 Las Vegas Raiders are perfect for each other. Neither have an ounce of integrity. The guy who had the Grantland Rice award rescinded out from under him, is now coaching the team that abandoned their Oakland fans not once but twice. Rescinded! Abandoned twice! Both disgraces are never going to be equaled in my lifetime.
Of course women should have the right to choose what happens to their bodies. It’s insane to think otherwise. Unfortunately there are a lot of crazy people out there. Many are influenced by odd religious programming.
by Kidman J. Williams Val Kilmer died on April 1, 2025. He famously was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2014 losing his voice. His cancer was in remission and reports are saying that he passed away from pneumonia. Kilmer was pure, unadulterated, dutiful, walking, talking, live action art. He made […]
Gabbard became an instant hero of mine in the presidential debates of 2020 when she single-handedly took out Kamala Harris on the debate stage by pointing to the ugly fact that Harris, as a D.A. in San Francisco, was responsible for putting a lot of people involved with pot behind bars, and then Harris laughed when sometime later after the debate Harris was asked if she ever smoked pot.
There’s a theory that alien beings “harvest” human bad vibes by psychic means. They literally feed off our distress and negative energy, the theory goes. If true, they are doing a mighty good job making us all crazy. The old bumper sticker “Ignore alien orders” applies here.
Gonzo Today has been informed by a reliable source that Mary F. Werbelow, Doors vocalist Jim Morrison’s first girlfriend, died in Los Angeles County on June 25, 2024. She was 79 and had been in poor health for many years
So let’s eat, drink and be merry. But don’t come to me seeking my participation in the vote this fall. I will spend my remaining lifetime not voting for the lesser of two weasels.
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